Note: I do not own Invader Zim-bladybladyblady. There. No more legal mumbo-jumbo. Oh yeah. and I got some of the parts in the fic from Parent-Teacher Night and other episodes. Kay bye.
The physical.....
One day at the Skool, Ms. Bitters was blabbling on about the Big Bang. Zim was balancing a pencil on his lip. She, not seeing this, continued. (whaddaya expect? She's
400 years old!!!) "Before the big bang there was NOTHING! Between your ears, there was NOTHING! By that tree, NOTHING! On that rope, NOTHING! Class dissmissed." As Zim walked out,
she said," Zim, don't forget to come to your physical tonight." "Eh? I agreed to no such thing. You lie! YOU LLIIIEEEE!!!", Zim shreiked and pointed wildly at Ms. Bitters. She showed
Zim the tape-thingy and Zim stalked home, grumbling. Dib, never missing the chance to taunt Zim, called after him," Yeah, see you AND your alien organs tonight, ZIM."
Zim's green blood froze. His alien organs...what would he do, what would he do? He had to think of something QUICK, before 7:00. Zim looked at the clock. Gasp! It's
now 6:30!!!! Zim stalked home, sweating. His squeedly-spooch was aching from all this stress. G.I.R greeted him. "Helloooooo master.... IT"S A PIG!!!!!". He ran past Zim and grabbed the
pig outside. "C'mon pig! Let's go to my room!". Zim shook his head wearily. He flushed himself to his lab, and began to think.
G.I.R had left the T.V on, and Zim got up to turn it off. On it was a program about projectors and
how they work. Zim observed for a moment. "Hmmmmm, a human device that can cast a picture over something
and make it look like something else. Yeeees, that's iiit. THAT"S IIIIITTTTT!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!! *coughhackcoughcogh*
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7:00
Zim came to school smiling smugly. He had snuck into the school previously, and rigged up the projector
in the clinic. Everything would go smoothly. He got in line and waited. When it was his turn, he
walked in. The nurse bodily picked him up, and plunked him down on the scale. "75 pounds.", she said in
a monotone. Gomen! I dunno how much he weighs!!!Zim got the cutesy-innocent look. He was very confused.
The nurse x-rayed him, and found all his organs healthy, thanks to his projector that made his organs look human.
She measured him, and said in the monotone again, "2 foot 4." Zim timidly inquired, "Um, excuse me,
but 75 pounds and 2 foot 4 of what?" "Heh heh. Cute,kid." Zim was perplexed. She gave him a cup and said,
"Fill this up. Down the hall and to the right." Zim did not know what to do, so he went down the
hall and to the right. He saw a pitcher of lemon juice and shrugged. "The human medical overlady
told me to fill this up, I will.". He filled up the cup with lemon juice, and went back. The
nurse tested it and said, "For such a weird kid, ya sure are healthy. Your free to go." Zim
went home, very confused. G.I.R greeted him again, "Helllooooo master. Did they test you to see if
you were a Disco Mongoose?" Hi Kyle! *insane laugh*
HAH! Fooled ya into thinkin' I wrote more, huh?!? YEAH, WHO"S THE GIRL? WHO"S THE GIRL?!
*Ahem* Anyway, just review please! Love to Dib!
The physical.....
One day at the Skool, Ms. Bitters was blabbling on about the Big Bang. Zim was balancing a pencil on his lip. She, not seeing this, continued. (whaddaya expect? She's
400 years old!!!) "Before the big bang there was NOTHING! Between your ears, there was NOTHING! By that tree, NOTHING! On that rope, NOTHING! Class dissmissed." As Zim walked out,
she said," Zim, don't forget to come to your physical tonight." "Eh? I agreed to no such thing. You lie! YOU LLIIIEEEE!!!", Zim shreiked and pointed wildly at Ms. Bitters. She showed
Zim the tape-thingy and Zim stalked home, grumbling. Dib, never missing the chance to taunt Zim, called after him," Yeah, see you AND your alien organs tonight, ZIM."
Zim's green blood froze. His alien organs...what would he do, what would he do? He had to think of something QUICK, before 7:00. Zim looked at the clock. Gasp! It's
now 6:30!!!! Zim stalked home, sweating. His squeedly-spooch was aching from all this stress. G.I.R greeted him. "Helloooooo master.... IT"S A PIG!!!!!". He ran past Zim and grabbed the
pig outside. "C'mon pig! Let's go to my room!". Zim shook his head wearily. He flushed himself to his lab, and began to think.
G.I.R had left the T.V on, and Zim got up to turn it off. On it was a program about projectors and
how they work. Zim observed for a moment. "Hmmmmm, a human device that can cast a picture over something
and make it look like something else. Yeeees, that's iiit. THAT"S IIIIITTTTT!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!! *coughhackcoughcogh*
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7:00
Zim came to school smiling smugly. He had snuck into the school previously, and rigged up the projector
in the clinic. Everything would go smoothly. He got in line and waited. When it was his turn, he
walked in. The nurse bodily picked him up, and plunked him down on the scale. "75 pounds.", she said in
a monotone. Gomen! I dunno how much he weighs!!!Zim got the cutesy-innocent look. He was very confused.
The nurse x-rayed him, and found all his organs healthy, thanks to his projector that made his organs look human.
She measured him, and said in the monotone again, "2 foot 4." Zim timidly inquired, "Um, excuse me,
but 75 pounds and 2 foot 4 of what?" "Heh heh. Cute,kid." Zim was perplexed. She gave him a cup and said,
"Fill this up. Down the hall and to the right." Zim did not know what to do, so he went down the
hall and to the right. He saw a pitcher of lemon juice and shrugged. "The human medical overlady
told me to fill this up, I will.". He filled up the cup with lemon juice, and went back. The
nurse tested it and said, "For such a weird kid, ya sure are healthy. Your free to go." Zim
went home, very confused. G.I.R greeted him again, "Helllooooo master. Did they test you to see if
you were a Disco Mongoose?" Hi Kyle! *insane laugh*
HAH! Fooled ya into thinkin' I wrote more, huh?!? YEAH, WHO"S THE GIRL? WHO"S THE GIRL?!
*Ahem* Anyway, just review please! Love to Dib!