I do not own Harry Pooter. J.K. Lowling owns him and his bovely little friends!

"No... No more, please..."

Harry smiled as he held the laser in his hand, smiling warmly at Draco. "Shoosh, my tucker-dee. It will all be fine."

"No, Harry please! NOOOOOOOAAAAHHHH!" Draco shrieked like a girl as his testicles were shocked again by that taser of love. Harry just giggled, remembering the times he'd gave his balls a sweet kiss with his beloved laser. His screms were like beautiful music from a larp. Oh, how he had enjoyed them.

"HARRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE!" Draco kept singing his dulcet tune as the taser kissed his crown jewelies over and over. It was mogic.

"Oh, Drake, can you hear the miolins playing? They're playing for us, my deary." Harry licked his lips.

"OH GOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAH!" Draco's body jerked around violently as he passed out from the shacks of the taser.

Harry pulled his electric device away from Draco and gribbed his face. "Draco. Draco! DRACO!" A sharp slap roused the young Malfoy from his slumber.

"GUH! Fuck! Fuck, Potter! You fucking maniac!" Draco subbed as tears fell from his face. "Why are you doing this? WHY?"

"Because I loves you, you silly boy. And you know it." Harry leaned him to kiss his ruby-red lips, but Draco bit on his lips herd. "UGH!" Harry cried out, tears of anger shining in his eyes. "WHY, DRACO? WHY MUST YOU REFUESE ME? I ONLY WANT TO LOVES YOU AND SHARE MY LOVES WITH YOU!" He slapped him across the face in aunger.

Draco cried out as his cheek birned, a red handprint dispaying on it. "Fuck...you, Potter. I will never love you. I will always love Ron!"

"Ron..." Harry's face turned black with courage. He clanched his fists and grit his teeth. "How dare you...!"

Without warning, Harry slammed his foot into Draco's gut, and launched a right hook into his face. Draco didn't have a chance to breathe as Harry kicked him in the stomach viciously until vomit spewed forth from his blasphemous mouth. "You fucking FEGGOT! FECKING HOMO!" Harry screamed at him. "DON'T YOU EVER MENTION HIS NAME EVER AGUIN!"

Draco felt his nose break as Harry headbatted him in the face. "No moah, pottah! No MOOOOOOOAH!" He subbed deeply like Amirica cried when her children were killed in the 9/11 attack.

"Shut the fuck up, you philistine." Harry grabbed a blowtorch and aimed it at Draco's genitals. "I'm going to teach you a resson."

"NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! DONT BURN MEEEEEH! PWEASE, POTTAH! NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Draco screamed with all his might, but Harry lit the torch and began to burn his beloved scrotum. "OH !" Draco began to vomit and do poopies at the same time. Harry smiled as he smelled durnt Draco. "Delicious."

"Harry, what are you-AAAAAAAAAAAAAH! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOD!" Hermoine scremed in horor as she saw Draco glub like a fishy-wishy in heat. "WHAT HAFE YOU DOOOOON?"

Harry pulled out a gan and shot her in knee. "SHUT UP! YOU FECKING WHOR! I HATE YOU FOR STOPPIN MY RAPS!"

Hermoine sobbbeded as she tried to get up. "Harree, please... I'm sorreee!"

"SHUT !" Harry pulled out a nuclean bomb trigger and pressed the batton. The house blew uppy and only Draco's nose remained behind. It began to cry tears of snot as it morned for its master.

Dee end!