New Moon Parody…BUM BUM BUMMMMMMMM!
"Im leaving." Edward said blanky.
"Ok" I answered.
I noticed Edward looked slightly confused but I soon saw Knowledge and intelligence form in his eyes. They hardened, like stone and pierced my softly thudding heart. I see something behind Edward but its moving too fast. "Edward-"
"Im leaving without you, I don't love your sassiness anymore. You make me feel dead and Im pretty sure your supposed to make me feel alive." He said.
"Edward-" I tried again, desperation in my voice. I saw a flash of brown hair. "NO, pleading will do you no good." He said dramaticly, holding his hand up. "Wait-"
"NO, no. You don't have to speak because I already know." He said staring deep into my eyes. I sighed aggravated. I was trying to warn him and he wouldn't listen so I guess he'll find out soon enough.
And then I saw it. The hugeness of it was terrifying and its teeth were sharpened to fangs. It howled, then raced at Edward and before I could warn him, it had torn his fingers off and was moving on his arm. He tried to fight it off but with another howl it had called more companions and together they tore my vampire boyfriend to pieces.
Edward Cullen. Death by your average everyday squirrels.
Emmett would be laughing his butt off for centuries.