Abraham Lincoln & Barack Obama Have Sex

THIS IS MY FIRST PREZ SMUT FANFIC. I WANT TO TRY IT AGAIN, BUT NEXT TIME THE PAIRINGS WILL PROBABLY BE JOHN KENNEDY, GARY COLEMAN, AND BARNEY THE DINOSAUR…SO LOOK FORWARD TO THAT! YEAH, LIKE, FAVORITE, AND COMMENT..AND ENJOY THE STORY LADIES AND GENTLEMAN…

The year is 1863, where Abraham Lincoln sits in the white house in his favorite chair by himself, looking gloomy as usual. He was trying his best to abolish slavery, dammit! He needed more respect! And there was also a goddamn war going on, and he needed more respects for that, too. He was tired, 6-foot-4 president.

"It sucks to be me right now!" Abe exclaimed. "There's a war going on, people hate me, I've got constipation, and my kids hate me. I don't wanna be here. My wife just chased me around the whitehouse with a knife in her hand. I hate her! I hate her!"

A lightning storm began brewing, making Abraham Lincoln smile. He loved this kind of stuff.

He sighed and relaxed in his chair, thinking about the war. It was making him impatient, but he had a feeling it was coming close to an end. But that's not all he was thinking about. He was thinking about the weirdest thing that ever happened to him in his life. And it happened while he and his wife were having intercourse…

FLASHBACK

"Give me some of that tasty dick!" screamed Mary Lincoln before she impaled herself on Lincoln's erect four-incher.

"Oh Abe, yes!" cried Mary Lincoln as she rode his dick. She howled in ecstasy as her hubby's dick penetrated her uterus and rubbed against her cervical labial and vaginal walls.

"Oh yeah, Mary!" he had cried out. "I-I'm on the brink!"

Suddenly, the door swung open, to reveal their shocked, gaping sons, Robert and Tad. Robert's mustache twitched in a strange fashion while Tad looked in interest to see his mom riding his dad's dick.

"Whoa!" the nine year old exclaimed. "That's some crazy shit! I thought you guys were getting attacked! You guys sure are loud!"

"Get out!" screamed Mary Lincoln, jumping off of Abe's dick. "How dare you barge in?"

"The door was open, mom."

"Get out!" Mary Lincoln screamed.

"But mom-

"GET OUT YOU FUCKERS!" screamed Mary Lincoln grabbing a broom. "GET THE FUCK OUT, NOW!" As she walked toward her children holding the broom in her hand, her gigantic fat tits jiggled like jell-o, making Tad giggle.

"Geez, mom," said Tad. "You could walk with your tits!"

"SHUDDAP MUTHAFUCKA!" screamed Mary Lincoln, taking a swipe at the broom. Tad screamed and ran out of the room.

Robert stared at his naked parents in shock before turning around and letting the biggest, juiciest fart anybody could ever hear.

"Did you just shit yourself?" asked Mary Lincoln.

"Oh goddamn…" Robert said whinily before leaving the room, closing the door behind him.

"Damn!" cried Mary Lincoln. "Looks like Robert has swamp-ass."

And then they finished the night with Mary Lincoln riding his dick and projectile-lactating all over the walls in orgasm.

END OF FLASHBACK

What a night that was. Secretly, Abe enjoyed the moment when his kids barged in on he and his wife fucking. Yes, it was weird, but it was cool in some weird way.

Suddenly, something weirder happened. A dark aura filled the room, and in the center of the aura was a dark purple hole.

"Whoa, what the hell?" asked Abe. Then, he got sucked in.

Abe Lincoln screamed ass he felt himself propel forward in another year. The year was…2014!? What the…He was time traveling? How was this happening?

Suddenly, he felt himself drop onto some shaggy carpeting, the same carpet in the oval office! Abe got up and looked around. He was back in the white house. Wha…? Was he having a dream?

He walked over to the desk where the president sat, and saw that his name wasn't on the plaque! Instead it said "Barack H. Obama".

"Who the hell is that asshole?" asked Abraham Lincoln, looking around, still. "And I sense he's a democrat, even worse!"

Suddenly, the doors leading to the oval office flew open, and there stood Barack Obama in all his glory.

'Oh my god,' though Abe Lincoln. "It's Barack Obama, and he's black! I guess maybe I did abolish slavery.'

Obama stopped dead in his tracks when he saw Abraham Lincoln.

"Holy shit, it's Abe Lincoln!" yelled Barack Obama.

"Holy shit, a black president!" yelled Abraham Lincoln.

Barack Obama walked over Abe Lincoln and put his hand on Abe's shoulder.

"I've been expecting you," said Barack, grinning. "I rigged up a time machine so I could bring you to a new century. I actually saved your life. If I didn't make you time travel, you would have been assassinated by John Wilkes Booth in 1865."

Abe Lincoln nodded his head. "I always though John was a lil' bastard," said Abe, nodding. "Holy cow, that's intense. Thank you for saving my life."

Barack looked "up" at the tall president and smiled again. "There's also another reason I brought you here."

"There is?" asked Abe.

"Yeah," said Barack. "And it's because my wife, Michelle Obama is being a bitch-ass ho again, and is sleeping with John McCain instead of me! That lady is cheatin' on me, Abe!"

Abe just stared blankly at him. "So how come I'm here, then?"

Obama gave an arrogant swagger and smiled, showing all his teeth.

"I haven't had sex with a man before, so I wanted to try it…" said Obama. "And with my wife bein' a bitch and not noticing me, it'll work out!"

Abraham looked at him like Barack had just let the biggest fart in history.

"Whaa…?" Abe said.

Barack Obama gave him a hug. "Please Abe? Oh, and everybody in history knows the gay relationship you had with Speed."

Abraham Lincoln almost wanted to scream, but he just kept it to swallowing a big gulp.

"How did you know that?"

"Because we've got so many history books, Abe," said Barack Obama.

Abe was wondering how the hell there could be history books about him being assassinated, abolishing slavery, and all that other junk if he was standing here right now! How was this all happening?

He wasn't sure if he wanted to think about it.

Barack Obama suddenly kissed him on the cheek. "Let's go to my bedroom. I've got some err…cologne for you to try out and I want to see if you like it."

"Okay," said Abe Lincoln, falling in love with Barack Obama.

They walked to the presidents bedroom, and it was a beautiful place!

"I'll be right back to get the cologne…" said Barack Obama. "Oh, and uh…feel free to get naked if you wish. I'll just uh…be back in a minute!" Barack rushed in the bathroom, leaving Abe Lincoln by himself in the presidents bedroom. He smiled. And the president asked him to get naked! Boy, he would be naked all right!

He took off all his clothes and masturbated to the thought of him and Barack in bed together NUDE. He got under the covers so he could surprise Barack Obama when he came back. Boy oh boy, this was going to be awesome!

Abraham smiled when he saw Obama come out of the bathroom with some cologne. He still had all his clothes on. 'Damn,' though Abe.

Barack Obama knew right away Abraham Lincoln had taken off all his clothes, as his clothes were all over the floor, and it looked like he was masturbating in the bed. 'Oh boy!' Barack Obama thought. 'This is great! He's following up with my plan!'

Obama smiled back.

"Oh hoho, your clothes are on the floor," said Obama, slyly.

'Not much of a surprise anymore,' Abe thought. 'Shit!'

Obama put his hands on his belt. "I'm horny, Abe. You can come out of the covers. I don't mind."

Abraham Lincoln resisted for a moment, but the seductive voice of Barack Obama was turning him on. He slowly pulled the covers down and revealed himself to Barack.

Barack Obama looked down at the other president. Abe had very long, hairless, skinny legs, interesting arms, a scrawny chest, thin stomach, and just an average-size penis. Nothing very special about it.

"Wow," Obama said, looking at Abe's body. "You're just average."

Abraham Lincoln felt insulted. He looked at Obama. Obama seemed like he was skinny, too! So why was he mocking the him?

"Let me see what YOU look like then," said Abe.

"Okay," said Barack Obama, slipping off all his clothes until he was nude.

Abraham Lincoln was shocked beyond belief.

Barack Obama was muscular, everywhere. He had big, muscular arms with veins, a HUGE barrel chest, an awesome six-pack HUGE thighs, muscular legs, and a well-endowed twenty-three inch long cock.

"Holy shit!" Abe exclaimed.

Obama smiled. "Thank you. My wife said I could've been a porn star. Better then Ron Jeremy. But I just decided to become the prez, since I didn't have anything else to do."

Abraham Lincoln just stared.

Obama grasped his huge meat in both his hands. "This makes Michelle Obama's pussy squirt like crazy. She's like a big milk machine when it happens! I've given her so many orgasms, Abe, it hurts."

Abraham Lincoln's anticipation had suddenly gone away. Seeing Barack's huge cock was now making him frightened. Jesus Christ, the thing was a goddamn monster! Would it fit? Abraham Lincoln was suddenly very frightened.

"Will it fit?" he asked, nervously.

"Let's find out!" Obama exclaimed, before climbing on the bed, flipping the other president over, and shoved his big cock in Abe's ass.

Abraham Lincoln screamed bloody murder.

"Barack Obama!" exclaimed Abe. "You're huge meaty cock is ripping my sensitive hemorrhoids!"

Barack Obama ignored him, and kept pounding into the other president. Suddenly, Abe's pain had gone away, and it turned into pleasure! This was incredible. He didn't want Barack Obama to stop pounding his ass. This was better than his wife's hot cunt. Hell, this is better than sleeping with Speed! He kept gyrating hid hips back into Obama's cock so they could meet up. It was arousing Obama a lot, too. The tightness of Abe's ass was making him as horny as Casanova and Vlad the Impaler combined. God this was epic.

"Yo Abe…I've never felt a much tighter asshole in my entire life," said Barack Obama.

"How many assholes have you even penetrated?" asked Abe in shock.

"Oh, lots and lots and lots," said Barack. "You won't believe how many prostitutes I've fucked before I married Michelle."

Abraham Lincoln gasped. He couldn't believe what he was hearing. It made his stomach turn to mush just thinking about it! He elicit a small cough before wriggling his body back and forth a little bit.

"Are you okay?" asked Barack.

"Ugh…" said Abe. "Your dick is just so large. I'm surprised you haven't killed anybody with it. And are you taking steroids, JESUS! And Jesus Christ, your breathe smells like tobacco!"

"I smoke, idiot," said Barack, thrusting repeatedly, thrusting against Lincoln's prostate.

"Oh…I didn't know people…or presidents I should say still did that," said Abe, slightly confused.

Barack Obama was close to orgasm, but he was trying to hold back by talking politics with this strange yet intelligent president.

"You think that's the problem right now?" asked Barack. "The economy is going to hell right now! Hell, congress is going to hell right now! I'd rather be in your place in time than mine."

"Oh don't say such a thing!" scolded Abe. "Believe me, I've had to go through some tough shit being president. I was president during a war FOR FUCKS SAKE."

"I know that. So am I," said Barack Obama. "We're in war with Iraq and Afghanistan."

"What're those places?"

"Nevermind…"

The rest was silence of thrusting except with a few occasional moans, mostly from Barack…but then…

"OH GOD!" screamed Obama. "SO CLOSE! GODDAMN SO CLOSE!"

"You asshole!" cried Abraham Lincoln. "I haven't even been properly stimulated, yet!"

"I don't care," said Obama. "You had your chance! But don't worry…I'll give you something else…later."

And then…Barack Obama came.

The End of Chapter One! I will publish Chapter Two soon! It shall be up in less than a week.