Disclaimer: This is Jinxed4eva and my theory XElvishXGirlX I didn't know how to put a new story so I made a new log in screen any who our theory of how the 4th season got so messed up lol We don't own Degrassi ….. blah blah blah if we did I would be dating Jake Epstein lol and Jinxed4eva I would make her date Toby lol! J/k I guess I would give her…. Ryan and not even that lol
Summary: It starts off in the room where the degrease cast hangs out and eats oh and there is one (…….) for you not to get confused that's me telling you guys something anyways hope you like the story don't take anything I say too personally
chapter 1 (there's only one chapter)
It all started one morning when the writers of Degrassi called the whole cast to come over, the writers had to tell them what they had wrote, by 10:30 everyone arrived the writers came out of their conference room and said,
"Hello everyone, I know it's a Saturday, but we just had to tell you what we came up with."
One of the writers looked at Craig and said,
"ahhh just the guy we wanted to see, we came up with a great script involving you."
Craig nodded okay and said,
"Alright shoot, what did you guys come up with?"
The guy laughed and said,
" Okay you start off with this, you break up the band to be with Ashley, and you leave the recording studio before you get to record and the band sounds like crap with out you so no more cd making for them, then you get bipolar and beat up Joey…."
Craig looked mad and said,
"What! Bipolar! The band breaks up! Why do you always pick on me? Haven't I gone through enough my mom and dad died my dad beat me I lost my kid both girls I liked I cheated on and hate me."
The writer dude just looks at him and replied,
"You want to complain? Fine we'll make it more interesting, Ashley will turn out to be a bitch once again so it wouldn't have been worth breaking up the band, and you know what, you are going to get your guitar stolen, and! You are going to get beat up by a homeless guy."
Craig had his mouth open and said,
"What! That's so not cool! My guitar! Anything but that!"
The writer dude then said,
"Yeah what a great idea let me write that down."
He pulls out a pen and paper and begins to jot down ideas all the other writers' nodded in agreement and faint whispers of, yeah that sounds good, and yeah add that.
Jimmy then stepped in and said,
" Come on you guys leave Craig alone already he has gone through a lot."
The writer dude turns to him and replies,
"You want a piece of this too? Fine how does this sound? You get shot by Rick and almost die, but you don't you become paralyzed and that ends your basketball career."
Spinner then says,
"Come on you guys that's a bit harsh."
The writer dude then said,
" You too spinner, fine! You and Paige break up, and you go with Manny. Then you become an out cast, and your forced to hang with Jay because your friends found out that you set the glue and feathers on Rick, which caused Rick to shoot Jimmy and you know what? Manny is going to ignore you, and break up with you because she is such a bitch, slut like that so this shows you, you should of just stayed with Paige, she was a way better girlfriend."
Spinner looked so shocked and sad.
Paige the said,
"Come one you guys leave my honey bee alone and you're the ones who are making him go with Manny, Manny and him don't even talk so how are going to pull that off, that is a really odd couple, since Spinner told J.t. not to go for her because she's a slut."
"He's not your honeybee anymore, didn't you hear what we said you slow blonde you guys break up, and we make them become friends at a spirit squad car wash when you are sick, you can tell we just threw that in because you are right Spinner did say that about her oh well what I say goes you proved me wrong just for that, your going to get a trial for the Dean rapping thing, and you act like a complete bitch to spinner, the ironic thing is that we just threw that in because as you can tell in the 3rd season you were so fine, not even a thought of Dean at all, so you can so tell we just threw that in last minute, oh and then you end up having to date a teacher hummm…. Which teacher you guys?"
"How about Mr. Simpson."
"No that won't work those damn Americans find that wrong when a young girl dates an older man that old."
"Fine how about Mrs. Hasalkie." (I know I spelled her name so wrong sorry)
"No that won't work either those stupid Americans find too much controversy on lesbian older people dating younger ones."
Paige then said,
"I know how about you leave me and Spinner together so you wont have to be thinking this hard."
"No that won't work at all, how about that one young dude." Said a random girl writer
"Alright sounds good." Said the writer dude
Paige looked shocked and said,
" Hell no your not making the scripts like that."
The writer dude raised his eyebrows and said,
" HEY, HEY, HEY, Hey I am writing this, what I say goes don't question me you know what? just for that, you break your ankle because you are being mean and taking credit for Manny's work."
Paige then replies,
"BUT…."
"DON'T MAKE THIS ANY WORSE FOR YOU……."
Marco then said,
" Come on you guys your not really going to make us do all that…."
The writer dude then said,
"These kids just never learn just shut your mouth and don't Question my writing and if you do you get hell like all the others, since you spoke up Marco, you and Dylan break up, yeah that's right you break up because he is going to cheat on you, how does that sound? Do you like that? Oh and how about this they wont let you donate blood because your gay!"
Ellie then slaps the writer dude and replied,
"Enough!"
The writer dude then said,
"Oh hell no it's on like donkey Kong now, just for that you and Sean break up he is going to go back with his mom and dad and you know what you are going to live by yourself for a while until you decide to move back in with your mom and Bueller dies how does that sound huh? do you like the sound of that?"
Ellie was about to cry, J.t. then said,
"Dude you suck you made a girl cry! Its okay Ellie."
He then pats Ellie on her back, and hugs her J.t. then said,
"You know what you stupid writers, you can all kiss the fattest part of my ass!"
The writer dude then said,
"You are going to regret ever saying that J.t."
J.t. then replied,
"Bit me!"
The writer dude then turns red and replied,
"That's it, you know what I didn't think I would ever have to do this, but you and liberty yeah you get together and kiss! A lot, you make out with her, how do you like that! huh? Well too bad"
"NO! NO! Why? Anything but that you are going make me cry now! This is the worst thing that could happen!" J.t. cried out loud
Liberty is in the corner smiling saying YES! Finally!
Terri then said,
" Come on you guys leave them alone and you better not really write any of that."
"Or what? What are you going to do? You know what just for that we aren't even going to show you in this season, how does that sound? Anybody else huh! Anybody else want to argue I have plenty of more stuff to make up and your damn right I will add it in, so don't mess with me okay!"
Emma then said,
" I have something to say, you're a bunch of assholes!
" Oh you want a piece of this too fine Emma have it your way, if you didn't say anything you wouldn't have to do this but you had to open your big mouth you know…. I could make up something having to do with that big mouth of yours lets see … I got it! You are going to become a slut,
One of the writers then said,
"That wont work we already made Manny a slut remember?"
The writer dude then said,
" Hold up, I wasn't finished your going to give head to jay, and get gonorrea how does that sound?"
Sean then said,
"What? To hell with that she is not going to do that!"
The writer dude then said,
"Sean think about this you are going to break up with Ellie and you move back with your parents you feel like you killed Rick, do you really want to make this harder on yourself?"
Sean then said,
"What? When did that happen?"
The writer dude did an evil grin and said,
"Just now because you pissed me off."
Jay then said,
"And what if we don't listen to what you say what are you going to do fire us?
" The writer dude the said in a evil way
"No the opposite you can't quiet you have contracts so there! hahah I win, now places everyone
Spinner looked really mad and said,
"Dude its Saturday."
The writer duded then replied,
"I don't care if its Mary Poppin's birthday set!"
In conclusion that's how the 4th season got jacked up lol 3rd season rocks!