While all the teachers are away in Hawaii, Harry sneaks a joint into Hogwarts.
HARRY POTHEAD
"Harry! You hafta come quickly! Voldemort is back!"
"Go screw yourself..."
[10 minutes later]
"Harry! Your best friend Ron is fighting Voldemort! You hafta help him!"
"Go screw yourself..."
[5 minutes after that]
"Harry! Ron's dead!"
"Go screw yourself..."
[5 minutes after that]
"Harry! Hermione's about to die! She needs your help!"
"Go screw yourself..."
[5 minutes after that]
"Harry! Hermione's dead!"
"Go screw yourself..."
[5 minutes after that]
"AHA! Finally! You have nowhere to go Harry! It's just me and you! It's time to finish what I started 11 years ago! And this time, I'll make sure you're dead!"
"Go screw yourself..."
The end...
moral: drugs are bad
Author's note: I know this story didn't make any sense but who cares.