Bella: Edward! Get your ass down here
Edward: What?
Bella: I don't think we're working.
Edward: o.O, what do you mean, Love?
Bella: Well, we aren't the same people we fell in love with.
Edward: Well, yea, you're a vampire now.
Bella: Edward, be serious. I mean I love you, but not as a lover.
Edward: What happened, what have I done wrong?!
Bella: Nothing. This is all on me. I swear.
Edward: What happened?
Bella: Well... I was hanging with Seth and Jake the other day, and then remember when you were In Italy? Well, one of Jake's friends that I hung out with sometimes, was Embry. Well, the other day he stopped by to say hi to Jake, and our eyes met... and it just clicked.
Edward: What clicked? Please tell me it wasn't something bad that clicked.
Bella: EDWARD. serious.
Edward: sorry, lo-
Bella: Edward, Embry Imprinted on me.
Edward: o.O what? That little scum-sucking mutt...
Bella: Hey, Edward calm down. You'll always have a place in my heart; remember that. You're just more of a brother/best fiend-ish person now. I'll always be here for you, and love you. And, hey I met these two new girls, maybe you could try to talk to them, or something like that. just distract yourself.
Edward: What are their names?
Bella: Kristen and Lena. I think you'll really like Kristen though.
Edward: *dry sobs*
Bella: aw, Edward. Please, don't cry
Edward: But lo- Bella, I just lost you.
Bella: No, you didn't I'll always be here for you, just not in the same way. I know you sense that we've been drifting farther apart lately. maybe this is for the best.
Edward: Fine. But, how will we tell Nessie?
Bella: I don't kno-
-Nessie walks In-
Nessie: Tell me what?
Edward: Well. um, see.
Bella: Daddy and I aren't feeling what we used to feel for each other. We aren't in love with each other any more.
Nessie: Oh. I guess I knew that. and mom? you don't need to talk to me like I'm 4. I knew this'd happen sooner or later.
Edward and Bella: o.O. You did?
Nessie: yeah. I did. I mean I'm sad, but still. I kind of knew it was unavoidable.
Jasper: (screams from the other room) GAH! TOO MANY EMOTIONS! I FEEL TOO MUCH!!
-runs out of the house and far, far away. Alice follows him-