KakaSaku ~ The Sakura Haruno Sex School
It was a strange thing how great a kunoichi she had become. Independent and free. Sometimes I wanted to wisp her up and tell her just how proud I was. It was never so simple. I used to be her sensei. There were walls. Not to mention how very little it would accomplish. She was still growing - and I had already completed my journey. She needed to expand her horizons. Still, day after day I would see her throw herself at those boys. The ones that would hurt her, would tear her apart. I find myself thinking at times, "Why can't I be that boy?" I know better than to hurt her. Why would anyone want to do that to someone as sweet as her? She was obviously a sight to see, but he wouldn't dare touch her for fear of burning. There was so much those boys needed to learn about that girl just for a one-night standee... There was so much he could teach them! Sometimes he just wanted to scream at them "BAKA!" As she used to do to Naruto. That "baka" had learned his lesson long ago and buzzed off. Every year, more and more shinobi were hospitalized for trying to get with the pinkette. "You think you can do better?" A young chuunin asked him. Apparently he had said that aloud...
"Actually, yes. I know all there is to that girl, and your little tricks will never do the trick if you want to fuck that girl." An amused smile was evident through his mask.
The boy looked skeptical. He crossed his arms, "And how do you know this?"
Kakashi mimicked his actions childishly and replied, "She was my student and is today one of my dearest friends."
The boy stuck his hands in his pockets and shrugged, "Well, could you... help a brother out? Teach me all the right moves?"
"That depends," Kakashi pretended to think on it, "Why do you want to get with her so badly?"
"Cuz she's hot!" The guy laughed as if it were supposed to be obvious.
Kakashi rolled his eye. "Fine, I'll help, but you should bring your friends before they get hurt," he pointed to another chuunin getting punched in the face.
"Good idea. So is this the official screw that girl class?"
"I suppose so."
That is how all the madness began...
I haven't a clue where that idea came from... but I am just craving KakaSaku, so I wrote it.