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Jasper POV

It was a normal night in the Cullen house. Actually, there is no such thing as normal in our house. It's not possible to be normal when you live with a family of vampires. One of them being Emmett. Since Bella joined us 9 years ago, she has taken on an Emmett-like personality. She and him are like brother and sister, pranking everyone. And Nessie is kind of like Bella was as a human. She is always blushing, she's shy, she is only part vampire, so she is a little bit clumsy.

It was a little bit less normal in the Cullen household, as no night is when we play truth or dare. It was my turn to pick someone, I was just dared to eat a hot dog, by Bella. I said only one word. "Emmett."

"DARE!" of course you pick dare, Emmett. He has never picked truth. Ever. I had to think about this one. I needed to dare him to do something that he wouldn't want to do if it wasn't a dare. Alice mouthed something to me. 'Make out'

"Emmett, I dare you to make out with multiple people of my choosing." I had them already planned out in my head. First Edward, then Bella, Mike Newton, Carlisle, Charlie, Jacob and Nessie. Edward growled. Alice laughed. I grinned at her.

"Bring it on." Emmett whispered in one of those creepy voices that you would expect a perverted, old, balding man to have.

"Edward is first." I said in an equally creepy voice. Poor Edward. Bella covered Nessie's eyes. She pushed them away, laughing. Edward made a face, which I knew from his emotions, was disgust. Emmett grinned, I don't know why. Emmett and Edward both went to the middle of the circle. They both leaned in, Edward reluctantly. Their lips met, and I sent them a wave of lust.

They proceeded to have a 4 minute long make out session before I gave them their real emotions. Edward jumped backwards out of Emmett's lap. Nessie and Alice were rolling on the floor laughing hysterically. Esme and Carlisle were chuckling, Rosalie and Bella ran to the bathroom to get wet wipes, soap, and hand sanitizer.

"Bella next." I said trying not to laugh at Edward's infuriated expression and feelings. Emmett smiled and winked at Bella. Edward snarled. I did the same thing, this one lasted 5 minutes. When I gave them their emotions back, they kept going till 6 minutes. Edward was pretty mad.

The same thing happened with the rest, some of them freaked out, like Charlie and Mike. Jacob was pissed at me for making him feel strong love towards Emmett. After his turn, Rosalie flipped, got all the cleaning supplies in the house and unleashed them on Emmett' face and/or body.

Emmett had to choose someone. He choose Edward. Not really a surprise, Edward had seemed really into their 'session.' Emmett was dying to embarrass him. "Truth or dare." Emmett said while making gagging noises, still going from his 'session' with Jacob.

"Truth." He answered simply. Emmett looked disappointed.

"Awww!" Emmett whined. "You always pick truth. You're no fun." He sounded hysterical. Possibly insane. Or both.

"Fine, you idiot." He surrendered. "And I have picked dare before. In 1967, march 23, you dared me to go to a disco club and pole dance." Alice and Rosalie proceeded to fall onto their backs and have an uncontrollable fit of laughter.

"I…remember…that…so funny…" Rosalie tried to say in between laughing spasms. Emmett had wished that he were able to video tape it. It was insanely funny.

"Where did Edward learn how to pole dance? What was he wearing? Did he take off his shirt?" Of course Bella would want to know if his shirt came off.

Alice had finished laughing, but was still smiling. "Nobody knows why Edward can pole dance. He looked like he was enjoying himself."

"He was! I felt it!" I interrupted. Alice silenced me with a death glare, then smiled innocently at me. I love when she smiles at me.

"He was wearing a pink tuxedo, with a baby blue tie and his boxers. It was part of his dare. And his shirt and tux came off. Some girl, and a guy, actually climbed on stage and ripped them off. That revealed very realistic looking nipple rings." She answered Bella's questions without pausing to take a breath.

By now the whole family was chuckling, more of a laugh, but not quite as loud. Bella looked shocked, and scared. And then she was rolling on the floor too. "Back to my dare." Edward said harshly while glaring holes in my wife's head. Emmett was going to make this good, and he had to block his thoughts. The seconds ticked by as Emmett thought, and suddenly his emotions turned devilish and evil. Well they already were, but they became even more evil and devilish then befo - never mind. Edward raised his eyebrow at my thoughts.

"Stupid mind reader." I muttered under my breath. Edward growled, and Bella came over and flicked my nose. To me it was soft, but it would have shattered a human's entire skull.

"Edward," Emmett continued. "I dare you to…"