Penguins of Madagascar: Alternate Version Universe

Miami, florida

Afro circus tent

August 19th 2016

7:00 P.M. Eastern Standard Time

(Alternate Skipper's POV)

"Rico I thought I told you to leave that in kentukey!" I shouted noticing Dave's ray hidden in the corner. "I dunno," rico said as he shrugged. "I suggest we drop in the ocean 200 feet off Key largo," Kowalski said. "And how do you purpose we do that?" Elsa said, "The Super-plane probably scrap metal by now." "We build a new one," Kowalski said.

"And how do you suppose we do that," I said, "all our chimps are enjoying life in france!" "Not all of them," Mason said lowering his news paper. Suddenly there was a loud Explosion. "that was not me this time!" Anna said. suddenly Alex, Marty, Melmen, And Gloria showed up. "What do you want now Hippies," I said. "don't call them hippies," Elsa said. "We don't mind," Gloria said, "we know Skipper secretly cares." "who told you that?" I said. "Some weird wolf-guy named classified," Marty said.

"Do you happen to know who these octopus guy is?" Alex said. "Yeah he's starting to freak me out," Melmen said. "Now that's just hurtful," a very familiar voice said, "and I was just so happy to see everyone again." Suddenly Dave appeared. "Debbie!" "DAVE!" Elsa, Private, and Kowalski shouted. "Dave!" I said. "Ah Skipper, Kowalski, Rico, Private, Elsa and…" he paused at Anna, "…and the new person…I didn't really catch your name," he said. Anna looked slightly disappointed at this. "boop!" Dave said touching Anna's beak. "eh…gross," she said. "Hey he was supposed to do that to me," Private said. "Oh right," Dave said, "boop."

"Oh hi Dave!" Alex said, "Long time no see!" "Ah! Alex!" Dave said, "how's the circus life treating you?" "Great!" Alex said. "How the girlfriend?" Dave asked. "Oh you mean Gia?" Alex said, "fantastic." "Dave!" Marty said, "good to see you again!" "Ah Marty! Nice to see you!" Dave said. "Um…" Gloria said turning to Melmen, "Who's Dave?" "I have no idea," Melmen replied. "We went thru this already!" I said, "fine Gloria…it all started…In Anartica…" "Oh no," Alex said. "No that's too far back," I said, "The United States Gold Depository…AT FORT KNOX!"

One very long story later…

"And that is how we defeated Dave and saved all of penguin kind," I said. I turned to see everyone dancing around as I like to Move it Move Blared loudly. "Guy!" I said. "I'm really getting tired of this song," Kowalski said. "I like to move it move it! I like to move it move it! You like to move it move it! We like to…" "MOVE IT!" "How did all these Lemurs get here?" Elsa said. "Ergh I swear this song is going to make me lose my salmon!" I shouted. "don't swear," Elsa muttered. Suddenly a signal sound filled the air. "Ahhhhhhhh!" "What the?" Elsa said. "Wait those voices sound familiar…" I said. the alternate Team and a otter ripped thru the top of the tent and landed on top of Dave's Ray. Alternate Rico hacked up a rocket launcher and destroyed the Ray. "Good job Rico!" Alternate Me said, "Now we don't have to look upon the ugly-ness of Dave's ray!" "Skipper!" Alternate Kowalski said, "singing getting louder!" "Oh right…Rico!"

Rico aimed his rocket launcher at Julian boombox and fired official ending the worst song I ever heard. "What!" Julian said, "my boomy box is not supposed go boom!" "You," Alternate Me said. "is the multiverse in danger again?" Elsa said. "No," He said, "Just us….and you." "What is it this time?' I said, "Space squids…tell me it's space squids!" "No!" Alternate Private said, "Dr. Bottlenose…um why's he here." "Why has the music stopped!" Dave shouted. "Dan!" Alternate Me said. "Dave," Kowalski said. Rico hacked up a chainsaw while Alternate Rico traded his rocket launcher for a flamethrower…" "No…I don't think so," Dave said as he ran off, "I will return…And I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!"

"You have to shop for it first," I said. "Ha! Very funny….Oh that reminds me…I should go shopping…FOR REVENGE!" "shopping for revenge?" Marty said. "That made no sense," Melmen said. "Speaking of not making sense…There's….There's two of you?" Alex said as he passed out. "Kowalski tell me you have a full charge on that teleport," alternate me said. "Not so fast," Elsa said. "yeah!" I said, "Your not going anyway until you tell us what we're up against." "This isn't your fight," Alternate Kowalski said. "You said that both team our in danger…so it is our fight!" "Um..." Julian said, "will the real team penguin please stand up?"

"first off we're all standing," Alternate Kowalski said, "and secondly…we're all doomed…so run for you lives!" "Ahhhh!" everyone shouted as they started to run around in a panic. "Um how are we all doomed?" Marlene said. "the space-time teleport and the portal opener are both missing," he replied. "What!" Alternate Me said, "Then where is it?" suddenly Anna showed up with both of them in her flippers. "Anna!" Elsa said, "give those back to them!" "fine, mother," Anna replied. "Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!" I said, "how about we hold on to these until they give us some answers!" "We don't have time for this!' Alternate Skipper said. "Since you won't tell us what going on," Elsa said, "then I guess we do have time…"

"No You don't," a voice said. "Blowhole?" I said. "No," the voice said as a dolphin entered, "Dr. bottlenose." "And he found us," Alternate Me said. "And now I get to wipe out two teams at the same time!" he said. "You will never get away with this!" Alternate Private shouted. "actually I already did," he replied, "Many times in case you forgot!" "Answers Now!" Elsa said. "Fine," Alternate me said pointing to Dr. Bottlenose, "That guy wants to kill us in every universe!" "You Maniac!" I said. "You Penguins think you can stop me?" he replied, "You're the real maniac's here." "what?" alternate rico said. "Can we get to the battle already!" Alternate me said. "No let's cut to the part where I kill you!" he said pulling out a massive gun.
(end of chapter One)