Hey guys! FlareDragon here with this small one-shot! This came at the top of my head, so I decided to just write it.
I don't own Fairy Tail or any of the characters, but I do own this story.
"(text)" People talking
'(text)' People thinking
Baby Mamas
It was just another day for Fairy Tail; the same old fights and the same old routine. Anyone could hear the fights and the laughter and all the cheers and furniture breaking, but it's beginning to get boring for some of the members, especially for a certain bar maid.
*SIGH*
Cana, Fairy Tail's heaviest drinker, turned to see Fairy Tail's barmaid sighing and looking down at the bar counter.
"Is there something on your mind Mira?"
Mira shook her head and looked at the sexy brunette, "Not really, it's just that nothing interesting has been happening to this place lately. It's just the same fights that Natsu and Gray cause and the usual people hanging out."
Cana raised an eyebrow and looked confused, "How so?"
Mira looked around and pointed towards a few certain places, "Lets see…there's the obvious Natsu and Lucy hanging together. Romeo is playing with Wendy and Asuka. Not to mention my brother Elfman is hanging out with Evergreen and the Thunder Tribe. And of course Juvia would be stalking Gray."
Cana looked to see that Mira was right. All the people mentioned were talking and joking around as they usually would, everyone but Juvia that is. Neither Fairy beauties could see the blue haired girl.
"So what do you suggest?"
Mira had her thinking face on and looked around. So far she saw nothing that could help her come up with an idea, or see anything that would be new and fun. She sighed again after a few minutes of nothing coming to mind.
"I got nothing."
Cana thought for a few seconds before giving the busty barmaid a sexy smirk and giving the barmaid a good view of her bikini-clad cleavage, "If you want excitement, then how you and I can have a quickie in the kitchen? That would be fun."
Mira frowned and looked at the brunette, who winked at the barmaid, "I'll admit that would make today more interesting, but aren't you already with Lucy?"
Cana chuckled and scratched the back of her neck sheepishly, "Right, I am with Lucy, but you can't blame me for wanting to have some fun with you right?"
Mira shook her head, "I guess not…"
Right then, the doors to the guild were kicked open and were nearly blown off their hinges.
Mira, along with everyone else in the guild, were shocked to find the person that kicked the doors open. It was none other than Fairy Tail's bookworm…
Levy McGarden.
"L-Levy?" Mira looked at the short woman with concern, "Is there something wrong?"
Levy looked around the guild quickly and shout at the top of her lungs, "Where is he?!"
Mira blinked, obviously confused of Levy behavior.
"Who? Are you looking for Gajeel?"
Levy looked at the barmaid and quickly ran to her. She grabbed her shoulders and shook her long and hard. It got to the point where Mira's eyes became swirls.
"Gajeel?! Don't be stupid, I'm looking for Natsu! Do you know where he is?!"
It was at this time Erza, who was eating her tenth slice of strawberry cheesecake that day, walked up to Levy and gently placed a hand on her shoulder.
"Can you please calm down Levy? Why do you need Natsu for?"
Levy looked at Erza and did the one thing that the guild didn't expect.
She began to cry like a waterfall.
"WAAAHHHH!"
Erza and Mira flinched when they saw Levy crying so hard. Mira quickly grabbed Levy's favorite drink while Erza ran to drag Natsu away from his stack of steak and ribs.
"What's the big idea Erza?"
Erza glared at the salmon haired dragon slayer, "What did you do to Levy?!"
"Levy?" Natsu looked around until he saw the short bookworm crying and wailing before chugging her favorite drink, which was a strawberry and banana smoothie.
"Woah Levy, what's wrong?!"
Levy didn't say anything, but she threw her drink away (hitting Macao in the face) and tackled the dragon slayer down. It got even weirder for the guild when Levy snuggled into Natsu's chest, still crying hard.
"WAAAHHH! Natsu!"
"Yes?!"
"I'm pregnant!"
Silence. Well, there would have been silence if Levy wasn't still crying
Everyone at the guild was still and quiet when they heard the unexpected news. Erza appeared dumbstruck at what she heard, she couldn't believe of what the usually shy and timid girl just said.
"Pregnant…"
"I'm pregnant with Natsu's child! Natsu and I are going to have a baby!"
It was this time that the guild nearly fell unconscious from Levy's words. Mira stared at the blue hair girl with wide eyes and her jaw was hanging low. She didn't see this coming.
"Well this got interesting." Cana said before grabbing a bottle from behind the counter. Gotta love good liqour…
Right before Mira could say anything, the doors were kicked open again. This time the doors flew off their hinges and landed on several unfortunate guild mates (Poor Max, Reedus, Jet, Droy and those others guys). The person that kicked the doors down was none other than Lisanna Strauss, Mira's little sister.
Lisanna looked around before screaming out at the top of her lungs, "Where's Natsu-san?!"
It was at this point that the guild was watching with interest and popcorn at their sides.
"Those doors aren't as strong as they use to be…"
"Forget about the doors Natsu and tell me what is going on here!" Erza roared at the terrified dragon slayer.
"W-Well…y-you see…"
"Tell me what you did Natsu! NOW!" Erza pulled Levy off of Natsu and lifted him by the shirt and gave him one of the harshest glares he had ever seen. She also summoned an extra large pair of scissors.
"You have three seconds…"
Before Natsu could even answer the scary redhead, Lisanna found her target.
"NATSU-SAN!" The cute white hair girl tackled the terrified dragon slayer out of Erza's grasp and smothered him in her soft mounds. Good save there Lisanna…
"I'm so glad that I found you Natsu-san!"
"Why Lisanna?"
"I'm pregnant with your baby Natsu-san. You're going to be a daddy!"
Levy stared at the two before joining them, "That makes him a father of two! I'm carrying his baby too!"
Lisanna looked shocked before smiling, "Really, you too? That's amazing!"
The three got into a group hug and Natsu enjoyed the feeling the girls' chests pressed against him.
Mira has had it with what was happening now, "CAN YOU GUYS JUST STOP?!"
The three newly parents looked at the barmaid in confusion.
"Is there something wrong Mira-nee?"
Mira looked at her little sister in disbelief, "Of course there's a problem! How are you not freaking out that you two got pregnant from the same man and when did you two did it with Natsu?! I mean come on, this is just too much!"
"Don't worry Mira-nee, we won't fight over who will keep him. Levy and I agreed to share him!"
Erza, along with the everyone else, couldn't believe what they're hearing,
"EEEHHH?!"
Makarov, Fairy Tail's current master, looked at the three with eyes the size of dinner plates and pointed at them, "When did this happen?!"
"We agreed to share him after our threesome." Levy said without hesitation nor shame.
After that proclamation the male population, minus Natsu, fainted from the surprising info, but not before most of them got massive nosebleeds. Good luck getting those stains off the walls…
Erza was blushing up a storm after hearing what Levy said, "You and Lisanna...and Natsu...did it together?"
"Yeah, we did." Lisanna said with a small blush, remembering the incident as if it was yesterday.
"How did that happen?" Cana asked with a glint in her eyes. She could imagine how those two beauties looked in their birthday suits…Cana is definitely going to visit Lucy tonight.
This time it was Natsu who responded, "It started when I promised to take a job with Levy. Lisanna wanted to come with us and so we invited her as well. The hotel we went to only had one room vacant, and the room only had one bed so we decided to just share the bed. Soon after that the feeling of both their bodies against mine and they smelled so good that I-"
"Okay we get the idea!" Lucy blurted out, her face was as red as a tomato and steam was coming out of her ears. Wendy was also blushing hard with steam coming out of her.
In the midst of all this, Mia was staying quiet and was replaying all the things that the couple (What do you call three people dating each other?) and couldn't help but smile a little.
"Natsu," Mira said in a serious and almost dark tone, "you have to promise me one thing."
The dragon slayer gulped when he saw the dark aura around the busty barmaid, "Y-Yes Mira?"
And as quick as it came, the dark aura and her tone disappeared and were replaced with a heavenly smile, "Please take care of my sister and Levy." The busty barmaid requested.
Natsu gave Mira a toothy grin, "Don't you worry Mira, I'll be the best papa dragon slayer I can be!" Natsu screamed out before pulling the two pregnant women closer to him.
Mira giggled and looked at Erza, "Well this certainly made my week."
Erza frowned, "What do you mean?"
"It has been the same thing for the past few weeks and it has gotten old and boring, so I'm happy that this happened. It'll make the next few months more interesting."
Erza gave a thoughtful looked and nodded, "I guess so. It'll certainly be more entertaining."
It was about ten minutes later that the guys recovered and woke up. They didn't really ask any questions towards the Natsu and his girlfriends, but they did sent glares at the dragon slayer.
'Lucky bastard…'
'I wish I had two girlfriends…'
'How did he get those two to be with him…'
Natsu went back to his food with his two pregnant girlfriends and Mira went back behind the counter. She's glad that things are cooling down now. She didn't know how much more she could take.
When it was nearly the end of the day, Juvia kicked the doors down with a tidal wave, and when the guys just fixed it up too.
"WHERE IS NATSU-SAMA?!"
A/N: And that's the one-shot. I hoped you guys liked it. I will be working in 'The Crimson Dragon' and 'An Outcast and a Nekojin' soon. College has been a pain, but I'm glad that I could still write.
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September 5, 2016
Revised January 28, 2017
FlareDragon out