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It was a pleasantly warm day, with some scattering of clouds in the sky. A perfect day, as many would call it.
EXCEPT IT WASN'T.
(DUN DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNN)
"So, tell me, where are THE PANCAKES?" A very angry Matthew loomed over Feli. "You promised me pancakes..." With his RAEP FACE ON, IT SEEMED AS IF HE WERE READY TO TURN INTO SWEDEN. BUT HE DIDN'T, SO IT'S OK.
Italy quivered in fear. But for Germany, he wouldn't give up the information that it was a trap! So the most obvious thing to do was to take off his shirt. DUH. So Italy took off his "PASTTTAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" shirt he got from eBay and FLASHED CANADA.
Canada looked and nodded. "Milkshakes!" The Italian was SCARED AS FUCK, so he TOLD CANADA WHERE GERMANY WAS INSTEAD OF THE PANCAKES.
"Ah! Don't hurt me! The pancakes are in the kitchen, ve~!" Feliciano pointed a shaking finger to the kitchen. The Canadian visibly calmed down, AKA LOST HIS RAEP FACE, and marched off to the kitchen, dragging the terrified Italian with him.
"Let me go, please!" Italy felt himself turning purple from the lack of oxygen to his brain. "Urk!" Then he remembered that GERMANY was in the kitchen, he panicked. So what does Italy do when he's scared? HE THROWS UP LASAGNA, DUH.
Suddenly the smaller man threw up some lasagna. Matthew looked over in confusion. "What the-"
A rather large pink unicorn rose out of the lasagna. It shook out its bacon mane and tail, letting out a sound that sounded vaguely like a clown screaming. It reared up into the air, front hooves lashing out with a vengeance as his wurst horn turned into a trumpet. It lit itself on fire and the air was filled with the scent of bacon-pony.
"WHAT?" Matthew only looked on with fascination and mild confusion as the Bacon-Wurst-Unicorn sprouted wings and let out a snort of fire.
"Ve~~ I remember you!" The... Creation looked at the Italian as the man tried to pet his head. "Ve, last time you-"
The... Thing opened its mouth and started speaking. First it coughed up some MINECRAFT BATS AND A PAIR OF SCISSORS. After coughing up that much, his horn grew a FACE.
"I only let you live because I was curious about your behavior... Now you've managed to kill that part of me." It said with the horse's jaw moving, in a deep voice that sounded vaguely like what a MAGAZINE WOULD SOUND LIKE IF IT COULD TALK. But then the GREEN-HORN-FACE-THINGY broke off, so the UNICORN WASN'T A UNICORN ANYMORE. HE WAS NOW A PEGASUS.
"Aw man," The Canadian sputtered. THE BACON-PEGASUS advanced on the oblivious Italian, who was still trying to pet it's cotton candy wings.
"ITALIA, GET AWAY FROM IT!" The Horse opened up its mouth and barfed up not fire, but RAINBOWS.
"RAINBOWS, ,SE,ZFZ,EDHSIJBZBHMFZEHDFL,"After the Italian was covered in sopping goop of rainbows, the unicorn turned to Canada.
"Your turn..."
Canada ran.
I have no idea.
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