PHOENIX LITTLE
TURNABOUT MATHS
BY BARRYLAWN
one day little phenix was in his classrom in mats class with his teacher ron juicy who is teacher for everything
"now 4 teh necks question" said juicyboi correcting teh homewreck "ax - somethigntkgntoinon" cause phenix wasnt payin attention so he dint let it in
however 3 seconds into teh question mr juice got STUCK
"UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" he sweated "gimme a second"
he went to desk to work out the question
"hmmm lets see if 2dg(p) ten um hm lets see hmmmmmm welp uh ahhhhh" he thought out loud
phenix got bored and examin the classroom and notice som1 wrote larrys name evrywhere
an noone ever decide to clean it off lol
meenwhile juice was still tinkin and now EVERYONE was bored
"hey guiz" said sal manella teh local shitposter "is it a housecoat or a dresser gown"
everyone started fiting
"COATHOSE"
"DESSING GAWN"
"COATTTHOWSE"
"OBJECTION RON MAKE EM SHUT UP" shouted phoenix
but juicy was still figuring out the question
"ughhhhhh FINE ILL DO IT" phoenix stood up for his big turnabout "ILL SLOVE THIS MASTERFUL PUZZLE"
"OBJECTION" shouted prosecutor juicy "no u cant"
"no u bitch ive solved it ALL!" phoenix point accusingly "(actually no its just a bluff lol)"
phenix went up to teh backboard
"hmmmmm gotta solve this" he said
he pondered this puzzle but THERE NO EVIDENNNNNNCE
"CRAP" shouted phoenix
"i still tink its dressing gon" said miles
"THATS IT MILLS" shouted phenix and he slam the desk "the letters here stand for dg which is fist 2 letters of dgs but thats not localize so thats impossible so the only other thing they could mean... IS DRESING GOWN! BECAUSE THAT IS THE TRUE WORD, AND TEH ANSWER TO QUESTION"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" screamed team hosecrotch and tey got expelled
THE END