Bart vs Lisa

by Bloody Simpson Chibi

After a brush with death, Bartman hangs up the cowl for good but and slowly descends into the world of villainy. Meanwhile, his sister Lisa takes on the role of hero for Springfield. As both siblings find themselves mortal enemies, their bonds will be tested and trust will be shattered. Rated K

1. Chapter 1

Bart vs. Lisa

Disclaimer: I do not own the Simpsons.

Chapter 1: The fall of Bartman

It was a cold night in the town of Springfield. Bartman and Houseboy were on top of the Kwik-E-Mart, their eyes peeled for any sign of crime. Bartman noticed a shadow in the distance sneaking toward the Springfield Bank.

"Trouble is afoot!" Bartman shouted. "Houseboy, throw me my grappling hook!" Houseboy did as Bartman asked and both heroes rushed toward the bank.

They arrived in front of the bank just as the crook was running out, a sack of money in each hand. He wore black sneakers, blue jeans, black hoodie and a devil mask over his face.

"Your days of evil and looking kinda cool are over!" Bartman shouted as he threw smoke bombs and the crook. They exploded, surrounding the crook in a thick wall of smoke. Bartman ran up and delivered a sharp kick to his groin. The crook doubled over in pain and Bartman ran off with the money.

"We did it Houseboy! Let's go call the police!" The heroic duo started running in the direction of the nearest payphone.

"Another baddie twharted!" Houseboy exclaimed. "How do you do it Bartman?"

"It's a gift." Bartman replied. "I'm just that awesome.

"Well th-" All of a sudden, Houseboy was knocked forward and landed on his face.

"Houseboy!" Bart stopped running and turned around to see the culprit. It was some sort of spinning device floating in the air. As Bartman watched, the device returned to it's owner, the man with the devil mask.

"So...that's how you want to play huh?" Bartman threw his Barterangs towards the crook but his device deflected both of them. At the snap of it's master's finger, the device gunned towards Bartman.

"Crap!" Bartman doged the device and ran toward the crook. The crook made a beckoning motion with his finger and the device zipped back to him, slicing Bartman on the shoulder.

"Oww!" Bartman fell to his knees and clenched his injured shoulder.

The device hovered over the crook's open hand as he looked down at Bart.

"All heroes shall fall!"

He sent the device toward Bartman at full speed, striking him right in the forehead.

"Oh man that's gonna hurt in the morning." He thought as he fell into unconsciousness.