SPINELLI'S SURPRISE B-DAY BASH
AUTHOR'S NOTE: Dis story is jus' a little bit graphico u noe? So if u are a little juvi, den maybe check out ma Lizzie fanfic steadz. K? ENJOIIZ. Pce out bbes ( P ).
The time was 6:07. The place was London, Ontario. The air was mysterious. Spinelli graced down the stairs in a quick dash. He ran into an old witch doctor.
"My name is Louise the Powerful!" she commanded. "And I am hear to proclaim to you the fortune of De Luca and fortunes of jewels and gems and all flora and fauna. Oooooooh! OOOOOOooooooOOOOOhhh!"
To escape the wrath of Louise, Spinelli climbed into a birch canoe and softly drifted away. He doesn't want to be anything other than what he's been trying to be lately. All he had learned from beauty school would finally come in handy, EH?! But alas, he was more of a booty school student instead IF U GET MA DRIFTZ.
Da Spinsta rowed on and met up with Lulu and Sonny. They were drowning and "the Jackall" saved them and the continued on their path. (LITERARY ALLUSION: Louis and Clark). What was just around the river bend? WHAT WAS JUST AROUND THE RIVER BEND?!?!?!?!?!?!
Stay tuned to find out!