Drabble
You're Not!
"I'm Colonel O'Neill. I note the subdued anticipation on the many faces here, so let me assure you, barring some interior precipitation, you are all my guests for the duration.
This is Doctor Jackson, known to cause palpitations amongst SGC staff, female and male. As such, any attempt at prestidigitation towards him will result in a loss of percolation privileges."
Daniel blinked. "You're not!"
"You don't like it?"
"What happened to 'hello, welcome to the SGC, this is my colleague, no fraternization, and coffee is in the commissary'?"
Jack waved his speech and scowled. "You don't like it?"
"Needs work."
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