A/N: Happy Halloween everyone! This is my first one-shot and I can't wait to see what you think of it. Unlike my other stories, this is meant for laughs, so enjoy!
Disclaimer: You know I don't own it.
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"Phew, that was close! You know, Shego, you really need to get us out of the lairs quicker when she stops us," Dr. Drakken told his sidekick, stupidly.
Shego growled and hit her boss with a plasma blast.
When she landed the hovercraft on a remote island near the Caribbean and got out, a black cat crossed her path.
"Ooo, Shego, seven years bad luck if a black cat crosses your path!" Drakken warned.
"For one, Dr. D, it's seven years bad luck if you Break a MIRROR! For another, it's just a stupid superstition. I don't believe in that stuff," Shego informed the mad scientist, losing her patience.
"Oh. Well, it's still bad luck," he repeated stubbornly.
They went into the lair that still stood on the island. Drakken entered his old lair without a problem, but the usually poised Shego tripped over the threshold and began to fall. Dr. Drakken caught her just in time.
It would have been one of those romantic accidents if Drakken hadn't said, "Told you so."
Shego grunted, and then pushed her boss away. Unfortunately for her, they were at the top of the stairs. She screamed as she fell down the long flight and groaned as she got up.
"I'm going to the gym to work out," Shego told him. She made her way toward the lair's gum to spar with the synthodrones.
Shego felt better as she began the sparring match. It was going pretty well: it punched, she ducked, it kicked, she jumped, until she looked away for only and second, and it got a punch in! She quickly slashed it across the midsection with her hand lit and went to the freezer to get one of Drakken's ice packs.
Too bad for her, there was a leak in the bag she'd picked up and soon her clothes were soaked through with ice cold water. Shivering with cold, she made her way to her bedroom to warm up…
Only to find the same black cat that had cursed her lying on her bed, licking its paw!
"OUT!" she shouted, startling the cat so much that it jumped onto her face and started clawing at anything in reach. "GAH!"
Once she had finally shaken it off she threw it out the window, scowling when it did as all cats must and landed on its feet. Shego sent the evil cat one last glare before bumping her head on the window frame.
"Told you so," Drakken sang as he walked past her open door. Shego growled and followed her annoying blue boss until he turned to face her.
"Wanna say that again?" she ground out, getting right in his face.
He smirked, "Told. You. So."
The green-clad villainess glared, brought her hand up, and shot a small-but-well-aimed blast at his nose. Drakken yelped and jumped back while she turned and flipped her hair as she walked away.
Dr. Drakken may have been rubbing his nose, but he still smirked when she tripped and thought:
Told you so.
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A/N: Is it just me or is Drakken more annoying with his "Told you so" s than that raven is with its "Nevermore" s? Just a thought. Anyway, I found the beginning of this story in one of my old folders and decided to finish it. I think the original idea may have been more lengthy, but I liked this more. What do you think? Tell me in a review, and as alwaysALOHA!