AUTHOR'S NOTE: PLEASE READ FIRST!!!

absolutly amazing. its been at least a year and a half, and IM STILL WRITING ABOUT ZEXION.

unfortunatly, genius characters like him tend to be complicated and create REALLY bad writer's block

so... even though i love him to death, i despise him as well . especially with the added pressure of trying to keep a mixy thing cannon AND not ooc ANDtrying to keep the yaoi urges out! my friend is REALLY good at yaoi fluff, but im horrible at it, and ive no clue why.

makes meh want to cry

so here, my good readers, is a lovely little story about what would happen if i ran into a powerless zexion on the street, combined with my sudden love of... well... slapping... and put it into a nice, little one-shot

ENJOY, CAUSE I KNOW YOU WILL

I ripped my white ear-buds out of my ears and shoved them in my pocket. My MP3 Player had died. Right in the middle of an awesome song, as well. That was a bit disappointing.

The sun was going down fast and shed neon-orange light into the scattered cumulus clouds.

It was then I noticed a figure clad in a pitch black robe with a book in front of his face. He was a very paced walker and the sun's rays did nothing but make him sexier...

He got closer and I instantly recognized cobalt eyes, one covered by a mass of periwinkle hair in an emo-cut.

But that was so NOT an emo.

I froze and vaguely registered my cherry tootsie pop drop out of my mouth onto the sidewalk cement. My obsession of them jolted and made me blink. The inner rabid yaoi fan-girl threatened to show, making no attempts to be stealthy about it. So Before my sanity realized it, I'd gone up to him and pushed his book down so that my hand was also blocking a good portion of the black text on the pages.

"Yes, hello, excuse me, but I'm beginning to wonder if you're intelligent enough to know that you're in my way.," came the voice, devoid of emotion.

That's when I remembered how much of a pain he was.

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And how many headaches he'd caused me.

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And I was momentarily pissed.

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Let's face it, fan-girl-ism can wait, 'cause this is worth it.

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*BITCH-SLAP*

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like it? okay, so i was a LITTLE moody. don't like, don't comment. i LOVE ZEXY MORE THAN I HATE HIM, YOU'VE GOTTA BELIEVE MEH!