EpicFire: I had this story on Quizzilla, but when I found this place I decided to copy it (I was lazy at first, but then I decided since I'm running out of Ideas, i should do this...)

Zelda: EpicFire doesn't own Super Smash bros.

Marth : This is if they make ANOTHER SSB game (Not WiiU)

"There's going to be a newcomer," says a bored Samus. Samus, Marth, Meta Knight, Link, Peach, and Zelda are sitting on the couch in the game room.

Marth lazily looks up from his book. "Oh really? What's his name?"

"Her name is Mel," Zelda says. "I heard that she's a swordsman..."

Marth returns to his book. "You mean swordswoman."

Zelda glares at the equally bored blunette. "Whatever."

Marth rolls his eyes behind his book.

While Peach launches into meaningless gossip, Link and Zelda began to make out.

"Honestly, get a room! Do you always do that? It's irritating," Meta Knight complains.

Link just rolls his eyes and goes back to kissing Zelda.

Marth's chuckle brings him from his thoughts.

"It's because you're lonely, Meta," he said, "Maybe this Mel person can fill that hole in your heart."

Everyone bursts out laughing.

Meta Knight chuckled slightly. "What hole?"

The eternal void in the center,he thought.

Oh, yeah. THAT hole.

"Well, it seems that the Meet and Greet will be in about 5 minutes. Let's head down to the RC," Zelda finally said.

"Oh yeah...lets go meet Mel, Meta's future girlfriend," Samus said

Everyone goes to the RC room laughing.

Everyone but Meta Knight.

Let's see who this 'Mel' is...

EpicFire: Sorry it's so short...I had to revise it a lot to fit my new beliefs about SSB

Link: *Rolls eyes*

Meta Knight: Whatever. Just hurry up on the updates...you're sucking at that.

EpicFire: I'm SORRY! I can only HOPE to update on the weekends...I love you but it's hard with life and college prep school and FRIGGIN HOMEWORK ON THE WEEKENDS! *Sighs* I'll try to get better at it...Oh and I NEED PM's, REVIEWS, ANYTHING! I'M ABOUT TO DELETE MY FAVORITE STORIES DUE TO LACK OF IDEAS, AND YOU'RE NOTHELPING! *sobs* I'm not loved anymore...

Everyone else: ...