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Light Gets Drunk

Yuzuki sighs. "Really, Yagami-kun. I think you've had too much."

Light gives a crazed look and slurs, clumisly holding up the shot glass of sake . "Too much? I...would never have too much..."

Yuzuki rolled her eyes. "Whatever."

"Don't whatever me, young Missy...! You...don't know who you're talking to!"

Yuzuki raised her eyebrow at him. "Who exactly am I talking to?"

"My name is Kira...and I'm going kill you with my wicked ass...notebook...!"

Yuzuki seems to enjoy this and turns towards Light. "Oh really?"

"Yeah...just write whoever you want to die...and poof! They die...." he said dramatically raising his hands when he said 'poof'.

"Poof?" she chuckles.

"Poof!" Light says and falls over in his chair. Yuzuki -who could really careless if Light 'accidentally' walked off a cliff- just sat back and sipped her can of Dr. Pepper.

Light gets up. "Yeah. I have an...arch nemesis too..."

"Yeah?"

"Yeah...his name is L." Light slurred sitting sloppily back in his chair. "He's this weirdo looking dude...with bare feet."

Yuzuki chuckles.

"Yeah, and he tries to hit on you...by rubbing on your feet, I think he's got himself a foot fetish..."

Yuzuki cracks up laughing. "Really now?"

Light gives a sloppy nod. "Yeah. He also like eats loads of fucking candy...I'm surprised he isn't some kinda fat guy yet..." Light continues. "But he thinks he's so awesome with his cool lettered 'L' and stuff...I mean...come on! Leave Kira alone! He's just a person!"

Yuzuki chuckles. "Wow, Yagami-kun. You're really expressing yourself."

Light says in sing-song. "I feel pretty, Yuzuki-san!!"

Yuzuki nods. "I bet you do."

Then Light stops all of the sudden and looks spaced out. Yuzuki raises her eyebrow. "What is it, Yagami-kun?"

"I figured it out...!"

"Figured what out?!" Yuzuki says hopefully Light didn't know the truth that Yuzuki set this up...

"Don't you get it, Yuzuki?! I'm GAY!" Light shouts. "Yagami backwards is Imagay!"

Yuzuki sighs in relief. "Oh...yeah..."

"You know what this means?!" Light says.

Yuzuki shakes her head. "No I don't."

"Misa will stop stalking me! I can hook up with L, and he'll stop chasing after Kira to support our children!"

Yuzuki laughs. "Wow, Yagami-kun. You really do know how to express yourself!"

~ THE END ~

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