Author's note: Keep in mind that if something here offended you, pulling
the stick from your ass gets you back to your kid's soccer practice a lot
faster than writing an angry letter to me, crybaby. Inuyasha and all
related works belong to Rumiko Takihashi.
Chapter 1; Roommates!
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Sango sighed. She was depressed again. Staring at the sunset reminded her of him. 'Houshi-sama... No, Miroku.' Shaking her head clear of her thoughts, the girl stood and straightened out her back. "Kirara, come!" Pulling herself up onto the cat demon's back, Sango drifted off into the past....
- Teaser Set. Ready, GO! -
A simple Houshi stood surveying his work. His work being the ability to get Inuyasha and the rest into a Lord's house for the night. But his biggest conquest was the fact that he got to share a room. With Sango.
The young taijiya tried not to scream. Somehow, she was still working out how it exactly happened, she got stuck in a room with Miroku. Unbeknownst to her in order to convince the Lord that Iunyasha was tame, Miroku told him that Kagome was Inuyasha's mate. Sango would be more than happier to see them together, except that left only one thing, why would a single woman be traveling with a married couple, a houshi, and a kitsune cub. Miroku's answer was simple, Sango was his wife. Before she could hit him, Kagome agreed. With a steely glint in her eye, Kagome explained that she was Sango's younger sister, and they were traveling together with their, 'husbands' to see an older sister. Sango reluctantly agreed. "Besides," Kagome said, "I'm sharing a room with Inuyasha, you owe me."
Sango sighed deeply and turned to her roommate. "You get the floor."
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"You shouldn't be peeking, you'll get your ass kicked." Inuyasha said to Miroku. It was twilight and the girls decided to go for a bath, without missing a beat, Miroku rushed into the men's bathhouse to find the best seat. Reluctlantly, Inuyasha followed. "I didn't know you cared, Inuyasha." "Feh, stupid monk, I'm just worried about Sango's hiraikotsu." Miroku smiled and turned to Inuyasha, "Who said I'm looking at Sango?" His smile grew bigger as he heard Inuyasha coughing and sputtering. "You lech! What do you mean? Are you looking at Kagome? You'de better not be!" Inuyasha growled and yanked on Mirkou's ponytail. (AN; I've always wanted to do that. ~.^) "Ow! Hey, since when do you care, anyways?"
Inuyasha blushed a bright red, "Keh, I don't. Look at the stupid harpy all you want..." Miroku shook his head and turned back to the girls. "You can look if you want, you know. I'll share." If possible, Inuyasha turned an even brighter red, "Since when would I want to look at that scrawny girl?!" Miroku's eyes grew big, "Inuyasha, you dolt, stop yelling!"
"OUSWARI!" *Splash* "PERVET" *Thunk*
Sango and Kagome stomped out of the bath, leaving one bleeding Houshi and a drowning dog hanyou. "You guys are idiots." Shippou stuck his tounge out and then scampered after Kagome, "Kagaome! Kagome! Brush my tail!"
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I'm back after my hiatus, and I'm packing heat.
Chapter 1; Roommates!
----*
Sango sighed. She was depressed again. Staring at the sunset reminded her of him. 'Houshi-sama... No, Miroku.' Shaking her head clear of her thoughts, the girl stood and straightened out her back. "Kirara, come!" Pulling herself up onto the cat demon's back, Sango drifted off into the past....
- Teaser Set. Ready, GO! -
A simple Houshi stood surveying his work. His work being the ability to get Inuyasha and the rest into a Lord's house for the night. But his biggest conquest was the fact that he got to share a room. With Sango.
The young taijiya tried not to scream. Somehow, she was still working out how it exactly happened, she got stuck in a room with Miroku. Unbeknownst to her in order to convince the Lord that Iunyasha was tame, Miroku told him that Kagome was Inuyasha's mate. Sango would be more than happier to see them together, except that left only one thing, why would a single woman be traveling with a married couple, a houshi, and a kitsune cub. Miroku's answer was simple, Sango was his wife. Before she could hit him, Kagome agreed. With a steely glint in her eye, Kagome explained that she was Sango's younger sister, and they were traveling together with their, 'husbands' to see an older sister. Sango reluctantly agreed. "Besides," Kagome said, "I'm sharing a room with Inuyasha, you owe me."
Sango sighed deeply and turned to her roommate. "You get the floor."
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"You shouldn't be peeking, you'll get your ass kicked." Inuyasha said to Miroku. It was twilight and the girls decided to go for a bath, without missing a beat, Miroku rushed into the men's bathhouse to find the best seat. Reluctlantly, Inuyasha followed. "I didn't know you cared, Inuyasha." "Feh, stupid monk, I'm just worried about Sango's hiraikotsu." Miroku smiled and turned to Inuyasha, "Who said I'm looking at Sango?" His smile grew bigger as he heard Inuyasha coughing and sputtering. "You lech! What do you mean? Are you looking at Kagome? You'de better not be!" Inuyasha growled and yanked on Mirkou's ponytail. (AN; I've always wanted to do that. ~.^) "Ow! Hey, since when do you care, anyways?"
Inuyasha blushed a bright red, "Keh, I don't. Look at the stupid harpy all you want..." Miroku shook his head and turned back to the girls. "You can look if you want, you know. I'll share." If possible, Inuyasha turned an even brighter red, "Since when would I want to look at that scrawny girl?!" Miroku's eyes grew big, "Inuyasha, you dolt, stop yelling!"
"OUSWARI!" *Splash* "PERVET" *Thunk*
Sango and Kagome stomped out of the bath, leaving one bleeding Houshi and a drowning dog hanyou. "You guys are idiots." Shippou stuck his tounge out and then scampered after Kagome, "Kagaome! Kagome! Brush my tail!"
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I'm back after my hiatus, and I'm packing heat.