The Story about Nothing- Mario and Yoshi's Parts
by Chu2 Ayane

Disclaimer- Mario stuff isn't mine. But Rain Booster and Doturio are mine. So there, nyahh... oh wait, bad author's edicted (sic!). Enjoy peeps!- C2a ^^ \/

One day, Mario was walking along and he saw a comic laying on the ground. He picked it up, only to find it 'Tomb Raider- The Comic Series'.

"YEACH! Lara isa PIG! Joanna-ah is-ah better!" He said, but like a horryfiying car crash, he couldn't stop reading. He turned the page, to see Lara in a swimsuit.

"I wonder-ah what Peach-ah would look like-ah int hat suit?" He pondered, then he got an image so creepy, even and I can't say it here. But I'll say it was Bowser. Mario shriked and dunked his head in Holy Water.

"Mama Mia! That was-ah AWFUL! I will never-ah picture that-ah again!" He said to himself. Just then, the Chancellor and Peach's Bodyguard Rain Booster came running up.

"HEY! BOYFRIEND TO THE ROYALTY! YOU UN-HOLIED THE HOLY WATER!!!" Rain shouted like Inferno from 'Beast Wars.' Mario took off with his comic and ran.

"This comic-ah! It bad LUCK-AH!" He said, tossing it in the ravine. He sighed and walked into DAD's Pizzariea, where Luigi was waiting.

"Heya Mario! What took ya so long?" Luigi asked, eating some manacotti. Mario slumped in his chair and said back.

"You don't wanna know."

"THAt bad eh?" Luigi said with disdain. "I thought I'd be like the time where you looked at Peach's..."

"DON'T START-AH WITH THAT-AH AGAIN!" Mario said aloud. He crammed a slice of Green peppered pizza in his mouth and smiled.

"I wonder-ah what Yoshi is doing-ah?" He though.

SPEAKING OF YOSHI.......
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We last Left off where Mario found a comic book, that got him into trouble with the hot-headed Rain Booster and the Chancellor. Well, we now turn our focus to Yoshi the dinosaur, who is on Yo'ster's Isle enjoying free time, between races and his cookie collection.

"Well, there's some Stauffer's Animal Crackers.... CHECK! Yee-hee! I'm almost done... Hmm... Hey... I've got an idea!" He said. he rushed outside and yelled behind Boshi-

"YUYYYYUJMAJJKSNDHOHQ!!!!!!!!!!" He shouted, sending his rival into the air, never to bee seen again... (Until Wailuigi's part) Yoshi felt emberased and left.

"Heheheheheee..... I'm gonna go see Toad." He walked off to a baseball field, via a plothole that appeared in a bathroom. Now, Yoshi was walking along, and then he saw Toad, running from baseballs.

"AIIIEEEE!" Toad screamed. Yoshi walked over.

"What's the matter Toad? Scared of the ball?"

"Yeah!"

"Well, c'mon, maybe Mario can help ya."

"Okay." Just then, a flyball hit Toad in the 'nuts'. He fell down, and his eyes watered up. Yoshi ran off screaming.

"HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP! TOAD'S DEAD!" Yoshi screamed. "Hey.... Maybe Peach can help him!"

And with that, our attention turns to Princess Toadstool... in another story.

'To Be Continued'

"I hate that. It's so mario Fan Fiction cliched..." Yoshi groaned as he walked off. "I'm better off watching the ending of Soul Reaver...."

"Did some call me?" Raziel from the said game appeared.

"No."

"Darn."
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Well, now we have Peach, Wario, Toad, Luigi and Wario and Waluigi to go (Wario and Waluigi will have the same story, paired together.) Hope you like my strange, yet short fics.