Title: This Was Not in the Product Description

Rating: T

Warnings: Ereri, Riren, M/M, and Levi's mouth. Don't like, don't read.

Disclaimer: I do not own Attack on Titan/Shingeki no Kyojin. I'm not that sadistic.

Based on the prompt from .com.

This is my first (published) fanfic, so please no hate. Constructive criticism is allowed and wanted.

Levi walked through the mall, his head down, hoping that no one he knew would notice him. He hadn't had much sleep last night and was definitely not in the mood to socialise. As he walked closer to the store that he was heading to. Not that he wanted to be seen there, buying what he was buying. It would ruin his reputation, no one would take him seriously. There was no way that anyone could see Levi Akerman, the strongest martial artist in the country buying a hug pillow.

After all, a fake reputation is all a man has.

He ducked into the anime merchandise store and pulled up his hood. Relax Levi, just get in and out, no talking. You can do this. He gave himself a mental pep talk and grabbed a random pillow off of it's spot on the wall. He walked over to the register.

The woman behind the counter looked at Levi with a pitying look. "Are you sure you want this one?" She asked, half glaring at the pillow.

Levi, however, didn't hear and handed her a twenty.

The woman took the money. As she handed back the change she said, "Just come back if there are any... Problems."

Levi raised an eyebrow. What kind of problems could come from a pillow?


Levi looked at the pillow from the doorway to the bedroom. What had that lady meant, 'problems'? Was there shitty stitching? The pillow had a boy on it with brown hair and green eyes. Unfortunately, the pillow was taller than Levi, but, then again, everything was. He sighed and laid down. He hugged the pillow to his chest. Whatever. The whole idea is a load of horse shit. With that, he drifted off to sleep.


When he awoke, he still didn't open his eyes. The pillow that he had bought was still between his arms, but something was different. It was... warmer.

He opened his eyes. In his arms, sleeping peacefully, was the boy that was printed on the pillow. He smiled in his sleep and snuggled closer to Levi.

Levi immediately launched himself out of the bed. "What the fuck?!"