Well this is my first fic so r u nervous Pineapple Boy!
Pineapple Boy: Uhhhhh I dunno
Sui Kitsune: Well lets just get on with it !
Pineapple Boy: whatever!!!!!
Sui Kitsune: Here we go!
Pineapple Boy: Argg...
DISCLAIMER: Roses are red, violets are blue, I dont own Yu Yu Hakusho or any Eminem song so dont sue! Just enjoy the Remix.
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The Real Slim Yusuke
[Hiei] May I have your attention please ?
May I cut your head off please?
But will the Real Slim Yusuke please stand up?
I reapeat, will the Real Slim Yusuke stop aiming his
Rei gun?
We're gonna have a problem here...
{Yusuke} Y'all act like you never saw a detective before,
Jaws all on the floor like Zeru in the Dark Tornament
He just burst in and out of our door,
And then Hiei started whoopin his ass worse than I
fought him before, {AHH...}
It's the return of the... "Ah, wait, no way, your kidding,
he didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
And Koenma said... nothing you, bakas!
Koenma's dead, he's locked in my basement! [Ha Ha]
Keiko loves Yusuke
{shows Keiko walkin and thinking 'bout Yusuke}
" Slim Yusuke, I'm sick of him
look at, walkin around shootin his you-know-what
killin you-know-who," ''Yeah, but he's so cute though!"
{Back to Yusuke}
Yeah, I may probaly got a couple of screws up in my
head loose
But no worse, than whats goin on in Hiei and Kurama's
bedroom
Sometimes, I wanna go to Rekai and just let it lose, but
cant so I guess it's cool just to watch Kuwabara hump a
dead moose,
"My gun is at your lips, My gun is at your lips"
And if your lucky, I'm not give it the big click
And thats the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what a Spirit Gun is
Of course they're gonna know Yu Yu Hakusho is
By the time they hit first grade
They got Cartoon Network dont they?
"We aint nothin but fighters..." Well, some of us liars
Who'll do anything just to get hired
But if we can hump dead animals and cut peoples head
off like cantaloupes
then there's no reason that man and another man can't
elope {shows Hiei and Kurama in a wedding, Hiei in a
tux and as flips vail over to see Kurama as soon as the
priest says he can kiss the bride close to doing it Yusuke
parts then in the middle and says EWW!!!!}
But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Demons wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it
goes
[say 2x}
I'm the Real Slim Yusuke, yes I'm the Real Yusuke,
All you other Slim Yusuke's are just imitiating
So won't the Real Yusuke please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?
Koenma don't gotta fight to gain respect;
welll I do, so fuck him, and fuck you too!
You think I give a damn about a tornament?
Half of you critics cant even stomach me,
let alone stand me
"But Yusuke, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?"
Why? So Genkai could just lie to get me here?
So you can, sit me near next to Kuwabara cowering
in fear
Shit, I hope Kurama better swich me chairs
So I can sit next to Yomi and see Hiei get flared
and hear'em argue ove who he gave head to first
Mukuro, you little bitch blast me off Makai you see
"Yeah, he's cute but I think he's married to Keiko, hee- hee"
I should video tape her and show her on ever single TV
and show the whole world how you gave Hiei ADD[1]
{Hiei runnin like crazy ignoring Kurama's cries to
stop}
I'm sick of Kuwabara's groaning and moaning, all you do
is annoy me
so now I know why Hiei has the urge to destroy you
{slashing sound}
And there's a million of us just like me
who cuss like me; who just dont give a fuck like me
who fight like me; walk talk and act like me
and just might the next best thing but not quite me!
{Chorus}
I'm like a head trip to listen to, cause I'm only givin you
things you joke about with you friends inside your living
room
The only difference is I got the balls to say it
in front of y'all and don't gotta false or sugarcoated at
all
I just get in the ring and hit it
and whether you like to admit it I just shit it
better than ninety percent of you fighters out can
Then you wonder how can kids watch our show and then girls make a fuss over us, saying "ohh he's my man"
It's funny; cause at the rate I'm goin when I'm thirty
I'll be the only person in the hospital flirting
Pinchin nurses asses when I'm shootin
And I'm shootin but this whole training isn't working
And every person could be Yu Yu Hakusho person lurkin
It could be Kuwabara workin at Burger King spittin on
your onion rings
{Kurama as a Burger King cashier while Kuwabara spits
at someones onion rings before serving! :) }
Or Hiei in the parkin lot, circling
Screaming "I dont give a fuck!"
with his windows down and his system up
{ Imagine Hiei in a parking lot circling in his car puttin
extremely loud music and yelling that he hates everyone
Thats one of the effects of ADD!}
So, will the real Slim Yusuke please stand up?
And put one of those fingers on each hand up?
And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
and one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?
Chorus 2x
Ha Ha
Guess there's a Slim Yusuke in all of us
Fuck it, lets all stand up
--------------------------OWARI-------------------------
Hoped ya liked it! please review I'll start a new one as soon as I get at least 5 reviews! Oh yeah and you could give suggestions cause I got Kazaa and I'll see how it goes!----Sui Kistune.
P.s. Sorry for those KxH fans I like to read bout them but not make stories bout them but hey better than that Bionic Bitch we all call Mukuro so be nice, this is my first fic!
{1} ADD- Attention Deficiency Disorder! My poor Hiei!!!!!!
6/17/03
Sui Kitsune: Well lets just get on with it !
Pineapple Boy: whatever!!!!!
Sui Kitsune: Here we go!
Pineapple Boy: Argg...
DISCLAIMER: Roses are red, violets are blue, I dont own Yu Yu Hakusho or any Eminem song so dont sue! Just enjoy the Remix.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------
The Real Slim Yusuke
[Hiei] May I have your attention please ?
May I cut your head off please?
But will the Real Slim Yusuke please stand up?
I reapeat, will the Real Slim Yusuke stop aiming his
Rei gun?
We're gonna have a problem here...
{Yusuke} Y'all act like you never saw a detective before,
Jaws all on the floor like Zeru in the Dark Tornament
He just burst in and out of our door,
And then Hiei started whoopin his ass worse than I
fought him before, {AHH...}
It's the return of the... "Ah, wait, no way, your kidding,
he didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
And Koenma said... nothing you, bakas!
Koenma's dead, he's locked in my basement! [Ha Ha]
Keiko loves Yusuke
{shows Keiko walkin and thinking 'bout Yusuke}
" Slim Yusuke, I'm sick of him
look at, walkin around shootin his you-know-what
killin you-know-who," ''Yeah, but he's so cute though!"
{Back to Yusuke}
Yeah, I may probaly got a couple of screws up in my
head loose
But no worse, than whats goin on in Hiei and Kurama's
bedroom
Sometimes, I wanna go to Rekai and just let it lose, but
cant so I guess it's cool just to watch Kuwabara hump a
dead moose,
"My gun is at your lips, My gun is at your lips"
And if your lucky, I'm not give it the big click
And thats the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what a Spirit Gun is
Of course they're gonna know Yu Yu Hakusho is
By the time they hit first grade
They got Cartoon Network dont they?
"We aint nothin but fighters..." Well, some of us liars
Who'll do anything just to get hired
But if we can hump dead animals and cut peoples head
off like cantaloupes
then there's no reason that man and another man can't
elope {shows Hiei and Kurama in a wedding, Hiei in a
tux and as flips vail over to see Kurama as soon as the
priest says he can kiss the bride close to doing it Yusuke
parts then in the middle and says EWW!!!!}
But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Demons wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it
goes
[say 2x}
I'm the Real Slim Yusuke, yes I'm the Real Yusuke,
All you other Slim Yusuke's are just imitiating
So won't the Real Yusuke please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?
Koenma don't gotta fight to gain respect;
welll I do, so fuck him, and fuck you too!
You think I give a damn about a tornament?
Half of you critics cant even stomach me,
let alone stand me
"But Yusuke, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?"
Why? So Genkai could just lie to get me here?
So you can, sit me near next to Kuwabara cowering
in fear
Shit, I hope Kurama better swich me chairs
So I can sit next to Yomi and see Hiei get flared
and hear'em argue ove who he gave head to first
Mukuro, you little bitch blast me off Makai you see
"Yeah, he's cute but I think he's married to Keiko, hee- hee"
I should video tape her and show her on ever single TV
and show the whole world how you gave Hiei ADD[1]
{Hiei runnin like crazy ignoring Kurama's cries to
stop}
I'm sick of Kuwabara's groaning and moaning, all you do
is annoy me
so now I know why Hiei has the urge to destroy you
{slashing sound}
And there's a million of us just like me
who cuss like me; who just dont give a fuck like me
who fight like me; walk talk and act like me
and just might the next best thing but not quite me!
{Chorus}
I'm like a head trip to listen to, cause I'm only givin you
things you joke about with you friends inside your living
room
The only difference is I got the balls to say it
in front of y'all and don't gotta false or sugarcoated at
all
I just get in the ring and hit it
and whether you like to admit it I just shit it
better than ninety percent of you fighters out can
Then you wonder how can kids watch our show and then girls make a fuss over us, saying "ohh he's my man"
It's funny; cause at the rate I'm goin when I'm thirty
I'll be the only person in the hospital flirting
Pinchin nurses asses when I'm shootin
And I'm shootin but this whole training isn't working
And every person could be Yu Yu Hakusho person lurkin
It could be Kuwabara workin at Burger King spittin on
your onion rings
{Kurama as a Burger King cashier while Kuwabara spits
at someones onion rings before serving! :) }
Or Hiei in the parkin lot, circling
Screaming "I dont give a fuck!"
with his windows down and his system up
{ Imagine Hiei in a parking lot circling in his car puttin
extremely loud music and yelling that he hates everyone
Thats one of the effects of ADD!}
So, will the real Slim Yusuke please stand up?
And put one of those fingers on each hand up?
And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
and one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?
Chorus 2x
Ha Ha
Guess there's a Slim Yusuke in all of us
Fuck it, lets all stand up
--------------------------OWARI-------------------------
Hoped ya liked it! please review I'll start a new one as soon as I get at least 5 reviews! Oh yeah and you could give suggestions cause I got Kazaa and I'll see how it goes!----Sui Kistune.
P.s. Sorry for those KxH fans I like to read bout them but not make stories bout them but hey better than that Bionic Bitch we all call Mukuro so be nice, this is my first fic!
{1} ADD- Attention Deficiency Disorder! My poor Hiei!!!!!!
6/17/03