Slightly Cannibalistic
This is actually a conversation between me and a friend when I lost it in Business Studies.
Where: Library
Time: Unknown
Characters: Elphaba, Galinda
Elphaba sat in the library trying to read a book. At least, trying being the optimum word. A certain perky blonde was making life very hard for the green girl.
'Ooooooh!' squealed Galinda, 'You should have seen those shoes, they were simply amazing!'
Elphaba just sighed, she needed this little blonde bee to go away otherwise she'd be turned into an asylum. Looking up from her book she had a sudden idea, however off putting and grisly.
'Galinda…' started Elphaba slowly gazing across the table at her friend.
'Yeah?' came the oblivious response.
'Have you ever wondered what you'd taste like?'
'Well I… What?' the little blonde just stared at her.
'Yeah, I recon the cheek would taste best, I'm an excellent chef you know.' Elphaba's eyes glazed over as she stared at Galinda.
All Galinda could do was stare open mouthed at her green roomie, 'Wha…'
'Mm, if I start to drool, tell me.' Elphaba continued to stare, mouth half open as Galinda shifted uncomfortably under her gaze, 'Mock turtle soup would work, I think.'
'Why would you want eat me?' asked the blonde, all of a sudden wanting out.
'I'm not that sure,' replied the green girl keeping her dreamy gaze fixed on Galinda, 'I'm feeling all of a sudden cannibalistic.'
That was all the little blonde could take she let out a squeal and bolted from the room receiving glances from the few other occupants of the Shiz library. As Galinda fled Elphaba practically fell off her chair laughing at the blonde's final horrified expression.
That was a day in the life of me, except with me and my friend the convo went for longer because we were stuck in a classroom and in the end she actually joined in with suggestions of how to cook and eat her.