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It begins.
Batman truly hated this time of year. It only reminded him that much more of exactly what he had lost outside that theater. Since then he had spent many Christmases alone. Even sending Alfred away on leave from time to time. Christmas was a time when people spent time with their families and thanks to a stupid punk with a gun he had none left besides Alfred but Alfred had blood relatives whom he cared for. The transporter had to pick now of all days to shut itself down. The fates were against him tonight.
On top of it all Flash was currently setting up a Christmas party. He hated Flash's parties. He had gone to one and he would never again be lured into one. The unexpected events of last year rained down on him like fire and brimstone. After the party he spent the entirety of three days holed up in his quarters till Clark literally dragged him out of there.
Last year was humiliating and he was probably about to go through a replica of the event. He passed by many decorations on his way up to the monitor station and no red-nosed reindeer had cheered him up nor will it ever. The Santa laughs were getting absolutely annoying. He thought about sending a batarang through the wicked device but thought better of it.
On his way through the maze of hallways, that he had now memorized, He spotted something that ensured Flash's untimely demise. He ripped the object off the wall and stormed into the meeting room. He had just gotten an alert that a meeting had been called.
He slammed the doors open with such a force that everyone thought they would fly off their hinges.
"Where's Wally?" The dark voice demanded. It was never a question with the Batman. Always an order.
There was a light squeak from the edge of the room and a red blur made its way toward the door. But Fast as Wally was he could not outsmart a furious Batman.
The Bat's arm shot out and clothes lined Wally. A rather loud crunch was heard causing the rest of the founding members to shoot up out of their seats. Superman almost sending his chair through the wall with the act.
"Geeze Bats." Flash mumbled as Bruce closed the doors behind him. Using the arm that he did not use to halt Flash's sudden escape attempt. Suddenly Superman noticed a rather large lump on the dark night's shoulder.
"Bruce!" He said with alarm.
Suddenly Batman turned around and slammed his shoulder into Superman's chest the crunching and popping of his shoulder relocating itself echoed through the meeting hall. Batman then walked over to where Wally lay still winded and held up the source of his sudden anger.
"How many of these did you put up?" He asked in his If-you-don't-answer-in-three-seconds-I'm-going-to-kill-you voice.
"I don't know." Flash stammered.
"Get them all down now!" As much as he enjoyed scaring Wally out of his tights this was more important and he let the speedster go then quickly hurrying out towards his quarters, where he could safely lock the door, before anyone asked any questions.
Luck was with him and he made it there with no further distractions. He held up the photo of last year's Christmas party and the events replayed in his mind.
The photo was of a drunk Wonder Woman with her legs wrapped around Batman's waist, her arms around his chest and grabbing the back of his head, while her soft perfect lips pressed against his. His eyes were bigger than the Russia and he was stumbling back over one of the many chairs in the lunchroom. Underneath this photo were the words "We shall make sure to keep the liquor away from Wonder Woman this year."
In the background were the many shocked faces of other league members such as Vixen, Green arrow, and Black canary.
He wasn't sure who had taken the photo but he was determined to have them all destroyed.
Last year he had been talking with Green arrow, Vixen, Black Canary, Question, and Superman. They were all a little tipsy thank to Wally's tradition of spiking the drinks. Batman would have rather died of thirst than join them. He was slightly amused at their condition and was about to comment on it when Wonder Woman suddenly burst in, ran over to him, jumped up, wrapped herself around him, and gave one of the most shocking kisses he had ever experienced in his life. So shocked was he by this that he lost his balance and tumbled head over heels on top of a chair with Wonder Woman still clinging to the kiss she had flung them into.
It took all the strength he had to get the intoxicated Amazon off of him and once he did he got to his quarters. He didn't even remember moving he just blinked and he was there. In fact he did remember a flash of light in the midst of the small choruses of "Ohs" and "Ooooohs", and "Oh my goshes" on that night. He was going to lock himself in his quarters all Christmas because luck would have it…the landing bay was experiencing maintenance problems.
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And there you have it. Some of Batman's Christmas troubles. I hope you enjoyed I hope to update soon. Bye!