A/N– This is a crack drabble of sorts, so please don't flame if it's nonsensical to you.
Disclaimer- I do not own any of the characters or ideas of Death Note. They are the property of Tsugumi Ohba, Takeshi Obata, Shonen Jump, and maybe Viz Media.
Ryuk sat mournfully on the edge of the shinigami realm while peering down at the human world. The shinigami was currently lamenting the loss of his favorite snack.
"I miss the juiciness."
As he said this aloud, Sidoh took a seat beside him. "I know what you mean, Ryuk."
Instead of throwing him an annoyed look, Ryuk gave Sidoh a confused one. "What do you mean, Sidoh?"
"I know what it's like to miss delicious human food. Except mine was a bit better since it was chocolate."
Ryuk's demeanor instantly darkened. "That sugary brown crap? Those are nothing compared to the substantial worth and overall beauty of an apple."
Now Sidoh was offended. "Chocolate is way more delicious than those hard red things!" After a few tense moments, he added in an uncharacteristically snide voice, "And chocolate is enjoyed by more humans than your stupid food."
Ryuk's eyes twitched violently. The shinigami then tackled his companion, tied him up with his own body parts, and shoved a bushel's worth of shinigami apples down Sidoh's throat. Ryuk smirked as the dim witted shinigami choked on the dry, sandy fruit.
"My snack of choice exists in both realms thus making it far superior by default."