Disclaimer: I do not own Slayers or any of the characters, they belong to the people that made them. I just do this for fun.

Six Hundred And Sixty-two

By Tazar

The scene zooms in on Xellos hopping over a steaming geyser, chanting:

"Six hundred and sixty-two, six hundred and sixty-two, six hundred and sixty-two!" After about ten minutes, Filia comes running onto the scene and yells at Xellos,

"What are you doing, Namagomi?"

Xellos yells back to Filia in a sly tone, "Just playing six hundred and sixty-two, Why?"

Filia looks at Xellos and yells madly, "I bet I can do it better then you can Namagomi!" She starts jumping over the geyser, too, yelling loudly, "Six hundred and sixty-two, six hundred and sixty-two, six hundred and sixty-two!" After about three minutes, Xellos phases over to the side and the geyser shoots water-and Filia-hundreds of feet into the air and over the horizon.

"Bye-bye Filia-chan!" Xellos says smugly, as he looks at the sky. Then he starts jumping over the geyser again, chanting, "Six hundred and sixty-three, six hundred and sixty-three, six hundred and sixty-three!" The scene then fades out.

"I hope you like this tiny fic, lol! I would like it if you guys would please R&R-thanks, Tazar!" Tazar says happily

"Wow Tazar, this fic is pretty good! Right, Filia-chan?" Xellos says as he looks over at Filia.

"You stink Tazar! And NO!" Filia screams, as she pulls out mace-sama and starts to try to kill Xellos.

Tazar then disappears in a puff of smoke while Filia and Xellos fight.