A/n- these are my favourite quotes from rhps, I'm going through my rhps phase. Lol. These are the ones that I personally loooooooove. So read on

Disclaimer- these are definitely not mine, I wasn't even around when this movie was made ok? Lol, a young fan oh well. Read on and give me more if you have them

In order of appearance:

BRAD'S:

Say, any of you guys know how to Madison? For God's sake get a grip on yourself Janet! Dammit, I knew I should have gotten that spare tire fixed! Dammit Janet, I love you!

JANET'S:

I'm cold, I'm wet, and I'm just plain scared! This isn't the Junior Chamber of Commerce Brad! Oh Brad! I'm mad! *Bang* What was that bang?!

CRIMNIOLOGIST'S:

I would like, ha, if I may, to take you on a strange journey. What diabolical plan had seized Frank's crazed imagination? And crawling on the planet's face, some creatures called the human race. Lost in time, and lost in space, and meaning… It's just a jump…to the left…

RIFF RAFF'S:

Intruder in entering the building, Master. Hello… (I'm still trying to find more…)

MAGENTA'S:

Master, dinner is prepared! I'm lucky, he's lucky, you're luck y, we're all lucky! (I repeat…)

TRANSYLVANIANS':

Let's do the time warp again!

COLUMBIA'S:

Slowly, slowly, it's too nice a job to rush! He's OK! EDDIE!!! You've got to choose between me and Rocky. All named because of the rocks in his head!

FRANK'S:

I made you and I can break you just as easily! I'm just a sweet transvestite. You'd better wise up, Janet Weiss. Excellent, and under the circumstances, formal dress in optional. I see you shiver in antici----pation. Come! We are ready for the floor show!

ROCKY'S:

Does Rocky ever say anything…worth quoting…?

DR. SCOTT'S:

I knew he was in with a bad crowd.

MULTIPLE CHARACTERS:

Janet! Dr. Scott! Janet! Brad! Rocky! *turns head* (~ Dr. Scott, Janet, Brad, Frank, Rocky) Don't dream it, be it! (~ Frank, Columbia, Rocky, Janet, Brad) LIKE THIS?! LIKE HOW?! (~ Janet, Brad) Hey Janet? Yes Brad? I've got something to say. Uh huh? I really love the….skillful way….you beat the other girls…..to the bride's bouquet. Oh, oh Brad. (~ Brad, Janet)

A/n- that's all I could think of, more to come when I think of them, or am hand fed them. So write in your reviews any that you have. Thanks!