Prologue: 3 RULES
A/N: Back again my lovelies. Hope you're ready to read something my crazy mind cooked up.
Anyone been enjoying Season 4 – I'm a Damon/Elena fan so I'm kinda pissed at her at the moment for not choosing him but lets forget about them for a moment and get to an alternate universe where it's Damon and Bella.
THE THREE RULES TO ONE NIGHT STANDS:
LEAVE YOUR EMOTIONS AT THE DOOR!
If there's any chance that you are going to get emotionally involved, DO NOT PROCEED! A one night stand isn't about emotions. It's all about sex. Emotions do not belong here. If there's the slightest chance that you'll wake up the next morning thinking, "He did it because he loves me," then you're better off going home and doing whatever it is you do to get yourself off.
NO SLUMBER PARTIES!
At the end of the encounter, someone better get up, get dressed and go home. Any sleepovers may lead to cuddling, and cuddling may lead to crazy thoughts that the person wants to cuddle because they like you. Sure, he/she has to like you enough to get naked and have a 'rumble tumble' with you in the sheets (or the back of someone's car). This does not mean that he or she wants to date you.
NO QUESTIONS!
Questions lead to answers and answers lead to emotions. You shouldn't be asking any questions when you're doing the dirty…(he he he). Just shut up and enjoy the ride because the only question you should even consider asking is, "Do you want to go again?" Got it?
A/N: Hope that's peaked your interest. On to My First Chapter... Please feel free to review of to PM me...
P.S: Any thoughts on the picture...best I could do in 10 minutes...