Go Get Your Own Cute Nerd, Bitch
"Welcome to Starbuck's, cutie. Can I take your order?" James smiled awkwardly at the girl over the counter before looking at the large menu above him on the back wall.
"Um... yeah, could I get a iced Mocha and-"
"Me on the side?" the girl purred and James stared at her. Was she serious...? How to respond to that?
"Um... n-no thanks." the pretty boy stammered out before pushing his glasses that were sliding down his nose back up. "Could I also get-"
"You don't want me?" the girl cooed sadly, flipping her long brown hair over her right shoulder. James began to stammer while the girl chukled before leaning forward over the counter, pressing her chest into it so it seemed bigger. "I want you. You're so cute and adorable. Yet really sexy with those glasses on. The black rims really bring out your hazel eyes."
"Th-th-th-thanks." James wanted to leave now. All he wanted was to get him and his boyfriend some drinks and leave. He didn't want some employee freaking him out by having her breasts literally hang out her shirt and having her face inching closer and closer to his own.
"Aw, you stutter. So cute." she smiled and bit her lip seductively.
Just as James was about to ask nicely if he could order, an arm slipped around his waist and he was yanked into a warm side.
"Yo. Go get your own cute nerd, bitch." James whipped his head to the left where his boyfriend, Kendall, had appeared. The brunette gasped when the other male captured his lips in a dirty kiss that involved both their tongues and teeth. A little spit on the side, too. Kendall cleaned up the spit that slowly dribbled down James' chin with his tongue before pulling away to glare at the stunned girl. "Instead of flirting with mine."
With that, Kendall turned around, James in his possesion, and walked out the coffee shop to go somewhere else, a blushing brunette with black rimmed glasses next to him.
A/N Meh. It's 1 in the morning and this one shot is MEH. ._.