I didn't mean to get sucked into my kitchen sink's drain.
Now, that wasn't meant to be some amazing attention grabber so you'll keep reading, and it's not me convincing you that I'm not insane. It's the truth, and that's all that there is. You can believe me and take this whole story seriously, or you can have a good giggle from it and pretend sink drains don't eat you and magic goats with personality issues don't exsist.
Take it for what it's worth, and please try not to laugh too hard at my expense.