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Catherine, Felicia, Elizabeth, and Tyrone and the plot and other things (
A/N: this just about how they got to Hogwarts. So hang in there and I will have the real first chapter up soon! Me and two of my friends are writing this with me but its under my username. So check out 'Liadon the poet' she is one of the authors.
Prologue
Three girls crouched behind a gray statue of a witch with an extremely crooked nose. Two of them rather tall the other one around average size.
BOOM!
A small explosion just happened across the hall, this of course was their making. All three of them began to snicker but then they heard a voice coming from behind them.
"Why is it always you THREE?" the old, old, old lady headmistress asked herself. The three girls looked up at her, glanced at each other and in unison, gulped.
"Catherine Potter." The headmistress said slowly and dangerously. The girl with long black hair winced but smiled. "Present."
"Felicia Riddle." The headmistress's blue eyes flashed as she looked at the second girl who had black hair too. The girl grinned confidently and, raising an eyebrow, asked, "You rang?"
"Elizabeth O'Flaherty." The headmistress now looked at the last girl, who had bright red hair and looked terrified. The girl managed to stutter out, though it came out squeaky and high-pitched, "Yes, ma'am?"
"Come. With. Me." The headmistress said through clenched teeth. The three girls got up. All the students in the hallway (who had all ducked behind other statues when the explosion occurred) peeked out and when the headmistress's back was turned, cheered. The headmistress whirled. All she saw was a bunch of burned statues and the gigantic dungbomb that sat in the middle of the hallway like a huge rock.
"We're going to my office, girls. Come quickly." She turned and began to walk briskly down the hallway. The students once again looked out at the three girls who were following their headmistress, and each and every one of them gave the girls the thumbs up sign.
The girls followed their headmistress down the hallway. The two tallest girls, Catherine and Felicia, were walking with their heads held high and proud. The last one, Elizabeth, was walking slower and was shaking, looking frightened. The headmistress stopped in front of a seemingly bare wall made out of stone.
"Tyrone." She said loudly. "Show yourself, please."
For a moment there was nothing on the wall, but then out of nowhere, a Chihuahua with small white and pink wings popped out and hovered in front of the headmistress, its small wings beating the air.
"Passwoooooooooooooooord?" Tyrone asked.
"Tyrone, must I really. I mean, you know its me and I'm in a hurry."
"Yooooooooooou gimmie the passwooooooooord, and I let yooooooooou in." Tyrone said stubbornly.
"Tyrone, PLEASE."
"Noooooooo, Tyrooooooooooooone need the passwooooooooord."
"Look here, Tyrone, if you don't give me the darn password then I am going to take you by the ears and rip out your wings feather by FEATHER!"
"Its nooooooot Tyroooooone's fault yoooooooooooooou foooooooorgoooooot the passwooooooord." Tyrone said. "And I'd like toooooo see yooooooou try and rip ooooooout my wings!"
The headmistress was about to lose her patience, but then Elizabeth spoke up, "Its frogsquattle."
"YES!" Shouted Tyrone. With another pop, he disappeared and the wall opened up to reveal a round room with a desk and chairs and even more statues.
"Psst, how'd you know the password?" Catherine whispered to Elizabeth.
"I memorized them each month in case I get lost or if a new student needs help." She muttered back, her face going slightly pink.
"Talk about overly prepared." Felicia murmured to Catherine as they went inside of the office.
"Sit." The headmistress snapped.
They sat.
"Explain to me how you managed to get hold of such a large dungbomb." "We made it!" Felicia exclaimed before anybody could stop her. Elizabeth groaned and put her head in her hands but Catherine poked Felicia angrily and yelled, "NO, I MADE IT!!"
"You got the dung, but it was ME who slaved over that crap for an entire weekend, putting it together and shaping it just right while YOU were off flirting with that Andrew guy from Potions!!"
Elizabeth now had her eyes squeezed shut and was chanting underneath her breath, "Sunshine and daisies, blue skies, I am not in trouble, I am not in trouble. Sunshine and daisies, blue-"
"GIRLS!!!" The headmistress shouted, standing up and pounding a fist on her desk. All three of the girls at once became quiet.
"YOU ARE EXSPELLED AND YOU ARE OUT OF AMERICANA SCHOOL OF MAGIC AND.." at the sound of this Felicia and Catherine bounced up and high-fived each other both shouting things similar to 'YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!' or 'OH MY GOD I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO GET OUT OF THIS FREAKIN SCHOOL FOR YEARS'. Elizabeth on the other hand burst into tears and slowly rocked back and forth in her chair.
The headmistress stared at them, but then snapped, "No, on second thought, I shall not expel you."
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" Felicia screamed, pulling at her hair dramatically. Catherine dropped to her knees and began to pound the floor with her fists, shouting, "ALL OF MY HARD WORK FOR NOTHING!!!"
Elizabeth stopped crying as soon as she heard this and leaped up on top of her chair, and began to dance a victory dance, clapping and screaming, "WHOOOHOOO!!"
"Instead of being expelled -GIRLS SIT DOWN-" The girls sat. "You will be in an exchange student course. All three of you will be going to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry-and I don't want to hear another word about it. I will owl your parents and their headmaster and you will be in my office at five o'clock sharp tomorrow morning with all your things. Now get out of my sight."
The three girls rose, and dashed out of the office. The headmistress slumped in her chair, thinking, At last, I have gotten rid of them! No more partying, no more unnecessary acts of flaunting, no more late work and faulty excuses, and finally NO MORE DUNGBOMBS!
Suddenly there was another,
Boom!
And a loud voice after the explosion, stating, "Good thing we had a spare."
A/N: this just about how they got to Hogwarts. So hang in there and I will have the real first chapter up soon! Me and two of my friends are writing this with me but its under my username. So check out 'Liadon the poet' she is one of the authors.
Prologue
Three girls crouched behind a gray statue of a witch with an extremely crooked nose. Two of them rather tall the other one around average size.
BOOM!
A small explosion just happened across the hall, this of course was their making. All three of them began to snicker but then they heard a voice coming from behind them.
"Why is it always you THREE?" the old, old, old lady headmistress asked herself. The three girls looked up at her, glanced at each other and in unison, gulped.
"Catherine Potter." The headmistress said slowly and dangerously. The girl with long black hair winced but smiled. "Present."
"Felicia Riddle." The headmistress's blue eyes flashed as she looked at the second girl who had black hair too. The girl grinned confidently and, raising an eyebrow, asked, "You rang?"
"Elizabeth O'Flaherty." The headmistress now looked at the last girl, who had bright red hair and looked terrified. The girl managed to stutter out, though it came out squeaky and high-pitched, "Yes, ma'am?"
"Come. With. Me." The headmistress said through clenched teeth. The three girls got up. All the students in the hallway (who had all ducked behind other statues when the explosion occurred) peeked out and when the headmistress's back was turned, cheered. The headmistress whirled. All she saw was a bunch of burned statues and the gigantic dungbomb that sat in the middle of the hallway like a huge rock.
"We're going to my office, girls. Come quickly." She turned and began to walk briskly down the hallway. The students once again looked out at the three girls who were following their headmistress, and each and every one of them gave the girls the thumbs up sign.
The girls followed their headmistress down the hallway. The two tallest girls, Catherine and Felicia, were walking with their heads held high and proud. The last one, Elizabeth, was walking slower and was shaking, looking frightened. The headmistress stopped in front of a seemingly bare wall made out of stone.
"Tyrone." She said loudly. "Show yourself, please."
For a moment there was nothing on the wall, but then out of nowhere, a Chihuahua with small white and pink wings popped out and hovered in front of the headmistress, its small wings beating the air.
"Passwoooooooooooooooord?" Tyrone asked.
"Tyrone, must I really. I mean, you know its me and I'm in a hurry."
"Yooooooooooou gimmie the passwooooooooord, and I let yooooooooou in." Tyrone said stubbornly.
"Tyrone, PLEASE."
"Noooooooo, Tyrooooooooooooone need the passwooooooooord."
"Look here, Tyrone, if you don't give me the darn password then I am going to take you by the ears and rip out your wings feather by FEATHER!"
"Its nooooooot Tyroooooone's fault yoooooooooooooou foooooooorgoooooot the passwooooooord." Tyrone said. "And I'd like toooooo see yooooooou try and rip ooooooout my wings!"
The headmistress was about to lose her patience, but then Elizabeth spoke up, "Its frogsquattle."
"YES!" Shouted Tyrone. With another pop, he disappeared and the wall opened up to reveal a round room with a desk and chairs and even more statues.
"Psst, how'd you know the password?" Catherine whispered to Elizabeth.
"I memorized them each month in case I get lost or if a new student needs help." She muttered back, her face going slightly pink.
"Talk about overly prepared." Felicia murmured to Catherine as they went inside of the office.
"Sit." The headmistress snapped.
They sat.
"Explain to me how you managed to get hold of such a large dungbomb." "We made it!" Felicia exclaimed before anybody could stop her. Elizabeth groaned and put her head in her hands but Catherine poked Felicia angrily and yelled, "NO, I MADE IT!!"
"You got the dung, but it was ME who slaved over that crap for an entire weekend, putting it together and shaping it just right while YOU were off flirting with that Andrew guy from Potions!!"
Elizabeth now had her eyes squeezed shut and was chanting underneath her breath, "Sunshine and daisies, blue skies, I am not in trouble, I am not in trouble. Sunshine and daisies, blue-"
"GIRLS!!!" The headmistress shouted, standing up and pounding a fist on her desk. All three of the girls at once became quiet.
"YOU ARE EXSPELLED AND YOU ARE OUT OF AMERICANA SCHOOL OF MAGIC AND.." at the sound of this Felicia and Catherine bounced up and high-fived each other both shouting things similar to 'YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!' or 'OH MY GOD I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO GET OUT OF THIS FREAKIN SCHOOL FOR YEARS'. Elizabeth on the other hand burst into tears and slowly rocked back and forth in her chair.
The headmistress stared at them, but then snapped, "No, on second thought, I shall not expel you."
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" Felicia screamed, pulling at her hair dramatically. Catherine dropped to her knees and began to pound the floor with her fists, shouting, "ALL OF MY HARD WORK FOR NOTHING!!!"
Elizabeth stopped crying as soon as she heard this and leaped up on top of her chair, and began to dance a victory dance, clapping and screaming, "WHOOOHOOO!!"
"Instead of being expelled -GIRLS SIT DOWN-" The girls sat. "You will be in an exchange student course. All three of you will be going to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry-and I don't want to hear another word about it. I will owl your parents and their headmaster and you will be in my office at five o'clock sharp tomorrow morning with all your things. Now get out of my sight."
The three girls rose, and dashed out of the office. The headmistress slumped in her chair, thinking, At last, I have gotten rid of them! No more partying, no more unnecessary acts of flaunting, no more late work and faulty excuses, and finally NO MORE DUNGBOMBS!
Suddenly there was another,
Boom!
And a loud voice after the explosion, stating, "Good thing we had a spare."