Waking up, Stan Marsh felt like he fell thousands of feet and hit the ground hard. He was in the middle of the jungle, but how the hell did he get there?

"Stan, where are you?" Stan heard his best friend Kyle call out to him.

"Kyle I'm right here!" Stan desperately called.

"Jew boy, I heard something from that direction." Stan thought he heard the voice of Eric Cartman.

"Are you sure?" Kyle asked.

"Of course I'm sure you damn daywalker! Follow me!"

A few moments later, Eric Cartman and Kyle Broflovski found Stan in the woods. Stan had some question, but he had a felling that Cartman or Kyle knew any of the answers.

"Dude, I totally thought you died for a few minutes, let's go find the others!" Kyle said to Stan.

"Wait, there are others, where are we?" Stan was very confused.

"Well you see Stan; you were jacking off when it happened, so you probably don't have any memory." Cartman said with an evil smile. Kyle smacked Cartman's head.

"Shut up, fatass, you're just trying to fill Stan's head with false memories!" Kyle yelled angrily.

"Well Kyle, it seems you have figured out the complex mind of Eric Cartman." Kyle ignored Cartman and explained the situation to Stan.

"Kenny won a cruise ship in this contest he entered. He invited the three of us and a few others to come on the cruise with him. There was a big storm and the next I knew, I was on this island."

"Who else came?" Stan asked.

"Butters, Tweek, Craig, Wendy, and Bebe." Kyle answered.

"So that means we have six people to find."

"I think that this is just like that show where those guys had a plane and it landed on a mysterious island." Cartman said.

"You mean the one that was on for like six seasons?" Kyle asked.

"Yeah, that show."

"Dude, the ending to that show was totally gay." Kyle said.

"Maybe we were sucked into the TV." Cartman suggested

"Well it figures that your fatass would be finally sucked into a TV!"

"Guys!" Stan yelled. "We have people to find, so stop fucking around!"

"Oh my God, Stan is right; we should stop worrying about us and worry about others." Cartman said.

Stan thought he heard a scream so he started to go towards the direction of it, while Kyle and Cartman followed behind closely. Stan eventually found Bebe Stevens stuck up a tree.

"Do any one of you retards know how to climb a tree?" Bebe yelled. "I need some help down."