Bonnie Bennett grumpily huffed as the car took another sharp turn and she was forcedly pushed against Damon again. She scowled when he smiled cheekily at her.

"Someone please tell me why we're doing this again?"

"Because we decided to take some time off from everything and just have some fun," Elena's voice drifted from the shotgun seat.

"If your idea of fun is to go on a TWO MONTH road trip with THIS guy-"Bonnie jerked a thumb toward Damon.

"Believe me, Bonnie," Stefan glared at his older brother via rearview mirror. "He was NOT supposed to be coming with us."

"Aww, you guys make me feel so wanted!" Damon chuckled, winking at Bonnie.

Bonnie in turn rolled her dark green eyes at him. The original plan was for Stefan, Elena, Bonnie, Caroline, and Elena's little brother Jeremy (a.k.a. Bonnie's current crush) to go on a summer long road trip across the country for summer vacation. Unfortunately, Jeremy had some summer classes he needed to attend to, and Caroline had to go to Florida to visit her ill grandmother. That left Bonnie with the lovebirds: Stefan and Elena. Damon was, of course, uninvited, but when heard about a road trip with Elena that was going to be all summer long, he signed himself up. And now, poor Bonnie was stuck with the very person (er, vampire) she hated-the psychotic, obnoxious, flirtatious, lecherous, admittedly kind of hot, playboy Damon, who was obsessed with her best friend. Great. It wasn't very helpful to know that her two actual friends were most likely going to be sucking face the entire trip either. Bonnie was beginning to regret the whole thing.

"Elenaaaaaa," Damon whined. "I'm boreeeedd."

So is everyone else in this car. Figured he was trying to get Elena's attention again. Bonnie leaned her head against the side of the car and looked out the window.

"I'm sorry you are," Stefan said through gritted teeth. "But you'll just have to find some way to occupy yourself."

"I was talking to Elena, little brother," Damon snapped.

"Damon, please," Elena pleaded, beautiful face contorted by worry and exasperation.

"Whatever. This trip BLOWS," he complained.

For once, Bonnie agreed, but she kept her mouth shut. Why hadn't she made up some random excuse to stay at home with Jeremy? Why had she agreed to go on the trip and be a fourth wheel in this Stefan-Elena-Damon triangle? She sighed. She'll just have to try to make the best of it. They were, after all, going across the country. What could go wrong aside from the fact that they might get randomly attacked by some killer vampires looking for Elena? Everyone stayed in peaceful silence for five minutes until Damon opened his big mouth again.

"Sooo… you've been awfully quiet, Bonnie," he tried, averting his usual attention to Elena to her now.

Bonnie simply ignored him. She was not in the mood and she wasn't going to take part in his little games. She watched him from the corner of her eye and smirked when he pouted.

"I saw that, witchy-poo," he said, pointing an accusing finger at her. "Don't pretend that I'm not here."

She ignored him again, looking out the window again. Trees, trees, and nothing but trees. She mentally added trees along with road trips to her list of dislike. Urk. Suddenly, she felt a light poke in her deltoid. And another. And another. And yet another. What the hell? She whipped around to find Damon repeatedly poking her in the arm, grinning away like the madman he was.

"What. Exactly. Are. You. Doing," she asked, punctuating each word as she tried to stay as calm as she possibly could.

Damon rolled his bright blue eyes that were full of mischief.

"What does it look like I'm doing? I'm poking you in the arm to get your attention. Duh."

"Do that again and I swear I'll-I'll-"

"You'll what? Stutter at me?" Damon's trademark smirk was in place. "Please, Bennett, you couldn't hurt me if you tri-owowowow OW!"

"You were saying?" Bonnie asked icily, eyebrow raised.

He glared at her, and she knew, if looks could kill, she would be dead. And then come back to life only to be killed again.

"Really? That was uncalled for! You bitch-OW! Stop it! Elena! Bonnie's giving me unnecessary aneurysms!"

"I'm sorry, Bonnie. But no aneuyrsms in the car!" Stefan called out to her from the front.

"But he was pissing me off!" she weakly protested.

"Because you weren't entertaining me when I needed to be entertained!" Damon yelled at her. "I'm a vampire with needs!"

"I don't care about your damn needs! You need to be entertained, entertain yourself!"

Damon gave her a look.

"You are a cruel, cruel woman."

"ENOUGH!" Stefan roared. "Damon, please! Bonnie, again, I'm sorry…"

Bonnie folded her arms across her chest.

"No, it's fine. I get it, Stefan. No aneurysms unless absolutely necessary, and no trying to burn his nuts off or anything like that."

"Thank you."

Elena shot her friend am apologetic look, and Damon flashed her a sunny smile.

Bonnie Bennett: i'm stuck in a car w/ DAMON FREAKING SALVATORE for 2 whole months. FML.

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Jeremy Gilbert: D: sorry, bon. stuck with damon… ugh. wish i can b there 4 u. :( sorry!

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Bonnie Bennett: aw, thanks jer. 3 ugh, ikr? I'll just have to deal. no, it's ok, i'll be fine! :) well, as fine as u can b w/ damon. :P

Caroline Forbes: i'm sorry too. :( hope you have fun w/ elena and stefan anyways! Missing you, hunny!

Bonnie Bennett: it's ok, caroline. :) I miss u 2! Hope ur grandma's doing ok!

Damon Salvatore: Caroline Forbes: pffhhh, she's old. She's better off dead! Aww, bon, you made a status about me! ;) I never knew…

Bonnie Bennett: stfu. wait, i thought i rejected ur friend request and blocked u! wtf!

Damon Salvatore: u did. but i hacked back in2 ur account, then unblocked and friended myself. nifty, eh? i am a man of many talents. ;) o, and don't even think about defriending me, i'll just hack back in. :D

Bonnie Bennett: SCREW. U. …who has 2500+ friends?

Damon Salvatore: i can't help the fact that i'm amazingly attractive and every1 wants 2 b my friend. (p.s. bbluvjg101 is a lame password. how obvious can u get?)

AN: Hey, everyone! *waves hand wildly* I'm new to fanfiction (well, not new to it, but this is my first story. :D)! I hope you all enjoyed the first chapter of this! Yes, it's going to be Bamon with a side dish of Stelena, if you guys are okay with that. I'm starting school in a few days, so I won't be able to post as often as I'd like to. :/ Nevertheless, I'll try to update ASAP, and I already have the 2nd chapter written out on paper so I'll try to get that up soon. Bamon might be slowburn or whatever, depends on how I feel about it, lol. I'd appreciate it if you can review, and constructive criticism is very much welcomed! Thanks for reading, and see you in the next chapter!