/Just a quick disclaimer: This story is fucked up. Like, realy./
Jimmy was playing some Sanic games with his friend, Lily.
"YEAH, GOTTA GO FEST!" he screamed, while running at the speed of light as Sonic.
"Hey, why do you only play as Sonic, and never other characters?" Lily asked.
"Well, that's because Sanic is the fastest, right? Why should I play a wimpy piece of shit character like Tails or Amy Rose, when I can play as the fastest being in the universe, Sanic the Hedgehog?"
"I'm pretty sure those characters would be sad if they heard you saying that…"
"I don't care, if there's something you have a problem with, why don't you say it to my face, and not through the Internet like a little bitch?"
"I AM saying this to your face, fuckface!"
"Well how about you go fuck yourself?! I love Sanic and ONLY Sanic, so if you got a problem, maybe we should settle this outside, and I'll show you the power of a true Sanic fan?"
"Okay, I'm going home. You're a retard, I'm gonna tell everyone."
"FINE, GO! Why did I even invite you in the first place, can I ask?"
"You said you had something big and hard to show me."
"Oh yeah, I meant this Sanic game, it's pretty big and hard."
"C ya twat."
Lily went home and Jimmy didn't care, he played more Sanic, and more and more and more.
Later, at night, Jimmy was struggling to sleep. His thoughts were far away in the Sanic world. He imagined himself befriending Sanic and experiencing great adventures together.
Then he felt a chill air. Someone opened the window.
"Who's there?" Jimmy asked.
"It's me Sanic. I came here to tell you I really like you." he heard a voice from the dark.
"WOW! It's the real Sanic!" Jimmy got happy. "I'm your greatest fan!"
"I know that, which is why I came here. Can you do something for me, as my biggest fan, please?"
"Of course!"
"Can you pull down your pyjama trousers and bend over?"
"Like that?"
"Yes, like that…"
Then Sanic put his dick into his ass and raped him. Jimmy was screaming, but nobody came to help him.
When Jimmy collapsed, Sanic shouted:
"Ha! That's what you get, little bitch!" Lily said, and she took off the Sanic costume. She was wearing a strapon.
"It was YOU?!" Jimmy screamed, "I really thought it was Sanic!"
"HA! You really are a retard, aren't you?"
Jimmy started crying, and Lily was laughing.
Then, out of fucking nowhere, the real Sanic appeared.
"WOAH!" Jimmy gasped, when Sanic brutally grabbed Lily and raped her with 1000 penetrations per second. Then he threw her out off the window and she fell into the bushes below.
"Sanic, my savior!" Jimmy got happy.
"I helped you out Jimmy, but I don't do anything for free."
"Oh, what do you want?"
"You know the price."
"What? Wait, NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Sanic raped Jimmy as brutally as he could and escaped through the window. There was shit leaking out from his ass, as he ran by the streets.
Next day, Jimmy woke up in a hospital.
"Finally, the retard king woke up."
He looked around and saw Lily in a bed next to his.
"Do you still worship Sonic so much?" she asked.
"Umm, not really. And I don't think I will ever play any Sanic game ever."
And then, out of fucking nowhere, Sanic appeared again, and raped Jimmy and Lily, with fisting elements.
He ran around the hospital, raping all the nurses and everyone else, and then he started shitting all over the city, until a sniper took him out with a single headshot.
And that's why kids you should always consider wearing a rosary and holy cross in your pockets, so that you may be protected against devils from the depths of Hell.
THE END