I do not own Yugioh. This FanFIc is in Bakura's View.

Summary: Bakura almost burned someone's house to the ground and now he is forced to do the shopping for a whole month.

Damn that stupid Ryou just because I nearly burned down someone random person's house I have to do the Ra Damn Shopping for a whole month. I'm too lazy to try and get a house of my own so I'll be stuck with Ryou for a long time. Oh well I'll make it hell for both the workers and shoppers. I bet Ryou is still pissed at me for what happened with Yugi and honestly it was not my fault that he is crappy at finding loop holes. Heck Ryou could have had done the whole Sadist and Masochist sex thing and it would not of broken the rules. I felt like gagging at that image of that happening and I felt ill.

I walked into the store and people stared at me. Some undressing me with their worthless eyes and others glaring at me with such burning hatred which caused a smirk to appear on my lips.

Yes this is the same place where I did my singing and mockery. So everyone that has been here remembers me and enough said on that subject. I saw that damn Pharaoh and his Master Shrimp Yugi. Heh and I just had a wonderful idea.

I stole the hair gel, a thing that straightens people's hair, hair brush, a make-up kit, white bra & panties, green colored eye things and a short white dress with white shoes. I got away with it and I plan to make a big scene maybe it will make the news?

I brushed my hair, straightening it and then put hair gel on my hair so that it will stay down. I put on bright pink lipstick, baby blue eye shadow and light pink blush. I undressed and put on the underclothing stuff. Then I put on the short white dress and the white shoes. I put the green colored eye things on my eyes so that they appear to be green.

I sneakily walked out of the restroom and grabbed an empty shopping cart. I saw that the Pharaoh and the shrimp Yugi are still here. Time to start the action and I walked toward them with the shopping cart.

I decided to yelled out in a very girly voice it make me feel ill, but it will be worth it.

"Yami my love it's wonderful to see you again! Guess what beloved I'm going to have your baby!" I called out shrilly. Yes it was in a highly feminine voice the kind that is very annoying and makes one want to cut the voicebox out with a rusty knife. Yami does not deserve to hear a pleasant girly voice.

"No." Yami stated flatly while having an eyebrow raised.

"Heartless man of mine." I commented with fake sadness.

I ran up and hugged him it takes the Pharaoh by surprise. Of course I kicked him between his legs very hard and he went to the floor of the store wincing.

"Yami how could you have sex with that uncute and unsexy little boy Yugi! Your totally robbing the cradle you asshole! I ought to report you to the police!" I cried out loudly while pointing my index finger at Yami. "You are worthless in my eyes, Yami!"

The crowd of people was watching it as if it was some drama on a Tv Show. I made sure to collect my things and I left to go a different store to shop. I smirked and I got the things on the list. Then I went back to the house that belongs to Ryou and he looked a bit pissed off. I smirked in amusement.

"Whatever is the matter Ryou?" I asked in a very fake sweet tone.

"Well Yami called me and told me what had happened. What was with the whole cross dressing and making a dramatic scene? The people there even called the police on Yami and I had to bail him out." Ryou snapped angrily and his arms were crossed.

"Do I still have to do the shopping Ryou?" I asked calmly and after a moment smirked at him.

"Yes Bakura. Your such a jackass and no you still have to do the shopping." Ryou stated firmly before storming off.

Ryou left and I muttered to myself "Damnit didn't work."

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