Skineater's Home Country

Skineater packed his bags and left Sunnydale

'Bye Bye Hellmouth, See You Soon'

He left with his friend Oily-lily-pad demon.

He considered making a hellish trip to Africa to get a new soul-but someone already did that.

So he hopped on the bus

He was a bit sad after the stupid little witch gifty got away and that the stupid slayer poked him in the eye.

But he was all ready to go back to Skineaterville to see his Mum, Dad, Sister, Grandma and various relatives.

When he hopped on the bus he said hello to the driver and ate his skin and decided to drive the bus himself

After all, as a baby skineater he always wanted to be a bus driver.

He thought he did pretty good, and didn't know why all those rude people were honking and fist-shaking at him.

He was hungry so he ate Oily-Lily-Pad.

The only thing he would miss about Sunnydale was The Key. She was so pretty and whiny and bratty, just like he liked them. She was so unlike her pesky slayer sister, with all her motivational crap.

And that stupid Xander Carpenter, always trying to...carpen things

But all in all skineater was waiting to get home