Tomorrow I have my language papers, wish me luck! Wanted to post this after looking at an Instagram meme. Anyways, hope you enjoy it!
"So... let me get this straight."
Bulma raises an eyebrow at the normally stoic saiyan prince, who was completely out of character. For one, he had decided to leave his habitat known as the gravity room, for another his emotionless façade was now replaced by a genuinely confused look as he gazed at the news channel on the television.
"Almost half of Earth's population are animals that are capable of speech and work, yet the majority of the other creatures of the same species are seemingly mindless pets sitting at home waiting to be coddled. There are demons and monsters living in the woods and roaming around unsupervised. The Earth's 'king', is a talking dog. There are dinosaurs all over the place even though according to historical records, they have supposedly been extinct for millions of years until one day they magically reappeared. People who have died as a result of explosions and fights have somehow been resurrected, and continue living their monotonous lives without questioning their existence. Amazing feats of strength and destruction have been displayed by Kakarot and his foolish comrades during the past tournaments, and after witnessing them collapse from fatal injuries they find it normal when they jump up unharmed to continue the battle after consuming a tiny green bean."
Bulma sipped her coffee, amused.
"But you earthlings have followed me, tracked me down, spied on me, publicized this little incident all over the news and made a big deal out of this ridiculous thing, just because they saw me flying?!"
Bulma set her mug down, a smile playing at her lips.
"Yes."
Vegeta threw his hands up in frustration, desperation in his eyes, as he stormed up towards his room, the gravity room being off limits due to the reporters swarming around the ship.