"You're what?" I asked angrily. I didn't mean for my anger to show through my words but I couldn't help myself. The words that Sollux Captor, my best friend and also the guy I fell pretty hard for, said not only made me pissed off but they had also broke my heart.

"I th'aid, I'm getting married! Ith'n't that great?" I glared at him, he knew I had heard him he was just repeating himself to piss me off more. I was positive that he didn't know why I was so angry with him. He probably just expected that I was just angry at the world like I always was.

"To who?" He gave me that look that said "You know who". It's true, I did know who it was but I didn't want to believe it. It was Feferi Peixes, the marine biologist. I never really liked her, ever since Sollux made us meet in college I could never warm up to her.

"Pttthhhb KK, you know who. FF." He said sticking his tongue out at me. I don't know when I let them get so close. I guess I should've realized they were getting closer when he would suddenly cancel on me and I wouldn't hear back from him until we had classes together. Now that I think about it… what an asshole. Standing me up to hang out with some girl. I'm his fucking best friend.

"And you're serious about this?" I asked, complete anger in my voice. I felt betrayed and heart broken but I'd die before I show it.

"Ye'th KK, I'm th'eriou'th. Aren't you happy for me? I've never been thi'th th'eriou'th about th'omething in my entire life." Ow. That hurt. He couldn't be that serious. I mean come on, me and this asshole flirt with each other all the time. He has to have some interest in me. Right?

"Yeah, sure I'm happy for you, but … bro. She's alway off doing her 'Marine Biologist' shit. You guys will never get any time together, plus she's got that desperate ex boyfriend of hers that hasn't left her alone ever since we've graduated." I said trying to reason with him.

"What are you th'aying? That th'e'th gonna po'thibly cheat on me while th'e'th off doing her job?" There was slight annoyance in his voice. He obviously caught on to me not being "pro-SolFef" or "Soleri" what ever the fuck you want to call it.

"It's a possibility Sollux." He huffed at how ridiculous my statements were. Of course they were ridiculous, but seriously, I'm his best friend and what was Feferi to him? Just some girl that he's known for like two years. I've known him since fucking high school. So Feferi can go and fuck herself. Sollux is mine.

"You're ridiculouth, there'th a very thlim chanthe that, that will even happen." He chuckled. "The way you're acting it maketh it theem like your jealouth or thomething." He laughed and shook his head. I growled and glared at him.

"Why the fuck would I be jealous? You're just some lispy asshole who's getting married to a weird fish bitch." He smiled while rolling his eyes. I clenched my fists and looked down at the floor below me. "When are you getting married anyway?" I didn't want to ask that question, but it just came out of me.

"In about a year." He told me. I looked at him questioningly.

"Why that long?"

"Becauthe FF hath thingth to do at work and when thatth done theth gonna take me to meet her parentth," he was currently looking through papers at his computer, probably hacking tips or some shit like that.

"You haven't met her parents yet?" He answered with a quick "nope" and that made me even more pissed off then I already was.

"Hey KK, I have a theriouth questhion for you." He said looking up from his papers and at me.

"What?" I asked angrily.

"Will you be my betht man?" He asked smirking at me. I couldn't help myself but growl, loudly, and clench my fists so tight that I broke skin.

"Why the fuck would I want to do that? I don't want to waste my time at your stupid ass wedding! Your marriage probably isn't going to fucking last anyway."

"Th'o that'th a ye'th then." Sollux is a person. He is a person. I think I'm done. ,_, totes not living anymore *dies*

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TA: hey kk

CG: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT FUCKASS?

CG: ITS BAD ENOUGH I HAVE STRIDER TO DEAL WITH, I DON'T NEED ANOTHER ASSHOLE TO DEAL WITH

TA: jegu2 kk calm down, ii need to talk two you about 2omethiing iimportant

CG: OKAY WHAT?

CG: WHAT COULD BE SO FUCKING IMPORTANT?

TA: well ii would liike two 2ay fiir2t that thii2 wa2 all FF2 iidea, ii had nothiing two do wiith iit

TA: 2he doe2nt want you comiing two the weddiing

CG: WHAT

TA: 2he 2ay2 you aren't allowed two come

CG: I KNOW CAPTOR I CAN READ.

CG: WHY CANT I GO?

TA: 2he 2aiid you'd bee a bad influence on the chiildren.

TA: Al2o.. 2he doe2n't liike you

CG: *EXPLODES*

-carcinoGeneticist [CG] ceased trolling twinArmageddons [TA]-

TA: kk… kkkkkkkkkkkkk

TA: gog damn iit

-twinArmageddons [TA] ceased trolling carcinoGeneticist [CG]-

Well that plan didn't go exactly the way you wanted it to. Actually.. you're not really sure HOW you wanted that to go. You're wedding is in TWO WEEKS and now your best friend KARKAT VANTAS will not be attending thanks to your fiance FEFERI PEIXES. It really is a shame too, you wanted him to come. After all he is your best friend.

You look over at your phone as it began to ring. By the ringtone you could tell it was your fiance, it was her favourite song which you had to admit, you did not like very much. Actually, you didn't like it at all. It came from a certain DISNEY MOVIE and it always reminded you of fishes playing instruments. That bugged you, you didn't know why, but it struck you as slightly disturbing.

You picked up your phone, flipping the screen up.

"Hello?" You say, this time you are for certain. YOU WILL NOT LISP.

"Hey, my little cuttlefish. I have some pretty clammed up news.." You suddenly felt your heart drop. Not AGAIN. This would be the fifth time she has called you with "clammed up news". You can practically predict what she is about to say.

"You see, Eridan assigned me another assignment out in the atlantic ocean so, I'm afraid, we'll have to push our wedding day back for about another month. Is that gonna be okay?" You called it. You knew she was going to say that. Boy, Eridan had been giving her a lot of assignments lately. But it's okay, there's nothing fishy going on there since Eridan is one of your good friends.. after all.

"FF if you're going to keep withholding the date of our marriage then maybe we… th'ouldn't get married." God damn it. I thought you weren't going to lisp, loser. What the hell is wrong with you?

"I'm sorry tuna fish. Don't worry we'll get married in a month! I promise!" Sighing, you gave up. You said okay, saying your goodbyes, and you hung up. You sat down in your computer chair, rethinking life. Wondering why the hell you even loved that girl. Maybe it was because… you don't even know. Why do you love her? You don't like her smile, she smells like fish. Her personality is kind of annoying.

Ping.

You looked over at your computer screen. Oh look, another message from Karkat.

-carcinoGeneticist [CG] began trolling twinArmageddons [TA]-

CG: TAKE THE HINT THAT I DIED ASSHOLE

-carcinoGeneticist [CG] ceased trolling twinArmageddons [TA]-

Oh right, he exploded didn't he? Maybe you should go and pay him a visit so that you can apologize in person like a real gentleman.