The Day The World Went Mad

Gonzales512

It was yet another hot sunny day in the Super Smash Bros. Mansion (what am I saying. Everyone calls it a mansion and me being unoriginal? Lemme start over.)

It was yet another hot sunny day in the Super Smash Bros. Igloo. (That's better.) Yes, it did get cold all of a sudden when I said that but that's how it is. There was snow around the icy dome-shaped building. Inside the Super Smash Bros. Igloo, it was just another normal day. Luigi was watching the weather channel as the weather guy reported.

Today, in the Mushroom Kingdom, the high will be 60 degrees and lows will be at 30 degrees. Gusts will be at 50 mph.

Then Mario comes into the igloo.

"Mario, will ya close the door," said Luigi. You're letting the heat out."

Mario closed the door as he walked inside the frozen igloo and looked at the frozen TV.

"Umm, why are you looking at a blank TV?" asked Mario.

"Blank?" said Luigi. "No I'm watching..." he turned around to see the frozen TV not working.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! THE TV's FROZEN. HOW AM I GONNA WATCH MY FAVORITE SHOWS?!11?!"

"Or play Wii?" Mario frowned.

Then Princess Peach comes out yawning.

"What is all the ruckus?" she said as she yawned. It's barely 4 in the morning."

"THE TV's NOT WORKING!" Luigi cried.

"Can't you do something else?"

"Hmm..."

"Oh! I know," said Peach. "We can play some Wii."

"The TV is broken," said Luigi.

"Oh yeah, I forgot," said Peach. "I'm going to my room real quick to see if we have other stuff."

Peach walked into her room. Meanwhile, Luigi was still staring at the frozen TV wondering what they were going to do with it now that it's not working.

"Stupid mosquito," Peach groaned as she searched for something to do. "Why did God come up with mosquitoes in the first place?"

Then they hear a scream from Peach's room.

"Oh my god!" screamed Peach.

"HOLY CRAP," said Mario as he came into the room just to see Peach get kidnapped once again.

"What, did Bowser kidnap her again," said Luigi from the other room.

Then suddenly, Bowser comes out of nowhere and starts choking Luigi like Homer Simpson.

"Why do you always blame ME!" growled Bowser as he was choking Luigi.

Mario, who heard the ruckus from the other room sighed, "It's barely 4 and this day has already gone to hell."

Meanwhile, Fox was just waking up when he heard windows shatter. No not an actual window, a computer comes flying into his room out of nowhere.

"Finally, a new computer," said Fox. "Hadn't had one of those in ages... since Link broke my last one," he said as he threw a rock at Link.

"Oww, I did not break your laptop," Link defended his argument.

"You were on MySpace for like five days straight that you practically wore down my computer."

"But it didn't break, until I threw it out the window... uh oh!"

"You IDIOT! I knew it," Fox yelled as he started to chase Link around until Link crashed into Bowser, who was still choking Luigi, whose face was a deep blue. The collision causes Bowser to drop Luigi and finally regain his breath.

"Ah, thank god for weak links," sighed Luigi in relief.

"Did you just say that I was WEAK?" Link yelled. "How dare you."

Then the smashers got into a big fight until Roy comes out of nowhere.

"What's going on?" the redhead asked.

"We have a serious situation," said Mario. That calmed everyone down. "The Princess got kidnapped again."

"Then why is Bowser still here?" asked Roy.

"Why you little," Bowser roared as he started choking Roy.

"Ahem, ignore those losers," said Mario. "Anyways, the Princess got kidnapped again but by a mosquito. It was awful."

"She'd probably have killed it by then," said Fox.

"But what if it has West Nile," said Yoshi, just coming from his room to make his first scene of the story.

"Look," said Mario. "This is no joke. She got kidnapped by a mosquito and we must save her."

"Looks like we've got ourselves an adventure," said Yoshi.

"I'll stay here," said Fox.

"Suit yourself," said Mario.

Later during the morning, they stopped to fill up on gas. The cost of gas: 4.09 per gallon. (BTW, PM me if you have 4 dollar gas in your area. I'm doing a survey.) So they got off at the Cheveron Gas Station and Yoshi looks around and finds a restaraunt.

"Hey guys," said Yoshi. "I remember Sonic telling me he was opening a restaurant. Wanna come?"

"No thanks," said the rest of the Smashers.

"Your loss," said Yoshi as he skipped to the restaurant.

The rest waited patiently as the car filled up with gas.

"So, who's paying the gas," said Luigi. "I'm not cuz I paid last time. Can you believe it? 60 bucks for just 15 gallons. What a rip-off."

"Well I'm not," said Mario. "Cuz I already pay the cable bill."

"Yeah but I suspended the service since the TV broke. So I guess you're gonna have to pay."

"Fine," groaned Mario as he handed Luigi a 100 dollar bill.

Twenty minutes later, Yoshi finally comes back from Sonic's restaurant and ready to hit the road.

"Finally, how much did you eat?" said Mario.

"Man, their food is delicious. We should come back on our way back home.

"Glad you're happy. Now let's hit the road.

So the brave smashers have set off on their journey to save Princess Peach from the mosquito. What will happen next? What will happen to Fox and the computer? What other insanity will go on. Only one way to find out.

See ya!

Author's Notes: I hope you enjoyed this first chapter. Now for a quiz. If anyone gets this right, they will be mention in my "Readers who knew what was gonna happen" section next chapter. Maybe I'll come up with a better name by then...

Who do you think is gonna sue Sonic?