Claire's Guide to Surviving Men
Lesson 1
Understanding your subject…I mean boyfriend.
Walking into a room we see Claire and Leon standing. Leon looks really nervous and ready to throw up.
"Alright, here we have our first subject: Leon S. Kennedy." Claire says pointing to Leon who gives her this 'what did you call me?' look.
"SUBJECT!?" Leon says at her.
Giving him a sweet look, Claire responds with, "You know I really don't mean that Leon."
"Oh okay…" Leon begins to say but gets cut off by Claire.
"Now let's get started!" Claire declares as three men come and take Leon away as he screams like a baby.
Once Leon is gone Claire turns to the TV, "Now what will happen is Leon will be put in a maze where he will have to find his way out by answering several questions about his girlfriend. Me!"
With that said Claire turns to a monitor and watches what happens with Leon.
Test Maze…I mean, ya, Test Maze
After screaming and kicking like a baby all the way there Leon is pushed into the maze. Once the door closes on him he franticly starts to hit it.
"I DON'T WANT TO BE A TEST SUBJECT! Claire!?" Leon yells as he looks around.
Finally giving up after thirty minutes Leon turns around and starts to walk forward. But what he doesn't know is that there are several creatures waiting for him. Guess Claire forgot to tell him. Oh well, something tells us he'll find out the hard way.
"Why me?" Leon sobs walking ever so slowly.
Back to Claire!
Looking back at Claire we now see two new people with her. The first is a young woman around the age of 25yrs old, slim, long brown hair, and an odd look on her face. The second is a slightly older man in his early thirties looking extremely scared.
"Welcome back we have two new guests with us, Rebecca Chambers and Billy Coen." Claire says with a smile that makes Billy start crying.
Rolling her eyes Rebecca ignores him, "Grow up Billy! Thank you Claire for having us here."
"I DON'T WANT TO DIE!" Billy cries out as he turns around and runs away.
Several minutes later Billy is dragged back in by four men. Once he's back the water works start. Looking over at the girls we see them both roll their eyes in disappointment.
"Billy it's not going to be that bad!" Rebecca says calming him down, kind of.
Within a few seconds Billy slowly stops crying and gets up. "Not that bad?"
Giving him a weird look Claire opens her mouth. "Well it's time to start your test! Take him away!" She says as the same four men come back and drag Billy to his test.
"So, he'll be doing the same test as Leon?" Rebecca asks Claire.
Thinking about it, Claire responds, "Yep."
Billy's Test
Looking scared Billy tries to find a way to break the door down, but fails. Finally admitting that he won't be getting out this way Billy turns around and makes his way into the maze.
"What did I do wrong?" Billy says as he looks around the corner.
Deciding to go right Billy walks down the hallway like nothing bad is going to happen to him. Soon he comes to a door where he has a look of pure happiness.
"I'm free at last!" He screams as he runs to the door, opens it, and sees Leon on the other side of the empty room.
"This blows." Leon states not noticing the other door to their left.
Slowly walking in, the two boys see in the middle, a small table with a single piece of paper.
Test 1
In order to find a way out you must find out what is the most important thing to the one you care about.
After reading this, both Billy and Leon look at one and another. Something tells me that they will be screaming soon. And what do you know the two starts to run around screaming.
"What are we going to do!?" Leon yells at Billy.
Turning to Billy we wait for his answer.
"I don't know." Was all he could say as a secret door opens up and something comes through.
To be continued…