Author's note: I find that this is extremely funny if you pretend that the characters are uses voices that will be prompted.

The newspaper club was joining together one day and everyone was accounted for except for Gin-sempai who was busy take pictures of teenage girls that have skirts that are too damn short. And Ruby-san was there screaming (rent is too damn high party chairman) "I represent the skirts are too damn short party!" but sadly no one was listening.

Moka-san and Tsukune-kun were doing their stare contest while saying each other's names, and suddenly Mizore stood up and said (Samuel L. Jackson), "I've had it with these mother fucking teenagers stealing my mother fucking love!" Everyone was shocked at her outburst but she wasn't done (Borat), "Tsukune I would like you to do a romance inside of me!" she yelled as she was dragging him away.

(Judge Dredd) "STOP! In the name of the law!" shouted Kurumu. Both Moka and Yukari stood there thinking the exact same thing. Mizore had an angry expression on her face.

(Bill O'Reilly) "FUCK IT! WE'LL DO IT LIVE! I'm going to do what the anime creators could have never done! Come Tsukune it's your lucky day cuz' you are getting in on a five-some!"

Me: "BOOM PRASING!"

Everyone stood there speechless and Mizore continued while pointing at Moka-san (Borat), "Trust me. She tight like a mount anus!" Moka's face turned red. Surprisingly, everyone obeyed and a heated night of passion commenced!

The next day Gin-sempai came up to the group and asked, "What were the horrible noises everyone in the entire campus heard in last night in Tsukune's room?"

Tsukune, Moka, and Yukari stood silent when Kurumu yelled (Space core), "SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAACE!"

(Heavy from TF2) "I WAS BULLETPROOF!" said Mizore.

Gin-sempai didn't understand and was confused. Tsukune looked at him, put his hand on Gin's shoulder and quietly said (Lionel Richie), "I can see it in your eyes! I can see it in your smile! You are confused but just let me tell you (pause with strange music going on in the background) baby, we had sex (strange music continued)."

Gin's jaw dropped to the floor when Mizore said (Will Ferrell), "I have no idea how an entire wheel of cheese could fit inside-"

"I thought we would never talk about it again!" yelled Yukari!

Mizore ignored her plea and continued relaying the events that occur and occasionally Gin would say "How?! … A goat? … the fuck?" after that conversation. Gin-sempai just slowly walked away and starting singing 80s love songs.

THE END

Author's note: First fan-fiction ever. I don't really care what people think but don't let this ruin any further fan-fiction I might do in the future. This entire thing was done just in a half an hour with no editing and I was tired. Have a goodnight and sleep well.