Life Of A Ring Wraith
{Author's note:} AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!! I forgot to put in an entry!!! Just so you know, the first few chapters aren't nearly as good or crazy as the newer few...so go for it, scream like crazy. But it would make a lot more sense if you read them anyway...
CHAPTER 1
ENTRIES1 to 9
Entryone
Dear Journal, Today word spread that the dark lord has indeed, risen again. Me and the other eight are quite joyful on this fact. Meaning that the ring is still alive and sauron can turn to power again. We (nine) have not been out for in fact, a few thousand years and are quite out of shape. So we rounded up at coffee break and decided to go to the gym to workout a while and then after walk down to the bar and celebrate the uprising of sauron with a few good drinks of fine beer and ale. Until then I myself am doing my best to sew together those holes in my cloak with an old sewing machine I found downstairs in the dungeons, which was originally used to sew together the mouths of captives to silence their screaming. While some orcs enjoy the screaming others find it quite annoying. So they use the sewing machine to shut up the particularly loud ones. Due to fewer captives these pass few years, they no longer have a use for the machine. Some are quite taken aback by the sudden change in the torture departure. I have been also noticing nowadays of the lackness among the workers. Some of them spend many time just standing there talking to others. Along with that, the halls could use a little dusting, aren't there any janitors? If not there should be indeed. I'll have to make comment about it later...
For the record, Sam (second wraith)
P.S. Also make comment on less fresh meat. Though it matters not for me because I do not eat.
Entrythree
Dear diary, I am dreadfully sad to recall that some people do not believe that we ring wraiths have a proper social life. This however is quite not true. For example, tonight, me and the other eight are going to go to the bar again tonight on celebration of the capture of that ghastly creature gollum. The other eight (including me) take great fun in teasing it, but Will, however takes pity in it. And thus, tempts to dress up in dolls clothes. Which however makes it look impossibly more ugly. Tomorrow, they are having a large bomb fire, though mostly orcs, we too are invited. Last time I am to recall that Joe, I believe, caught on fire, attracted to the light. Anyway, we all wish him to stay behind this year, for his own heath and safety.
The second, Sam
Entryfour
Dear Journal,
I hate to recall that sauron is very mad today. He badly scolded me and the other eight for not being able to catch that horrible hobbit with the ring. I think that I may go on a strike. I'm sure Will, will Happily agree with it because for many days past, he has been complaining about the dreadfully sad working environment here in the dark tower of Mordor. Information of this should not get out because Will might even get expelled from the R.W.C. (ring wraith committee).
We (nine) have decided to go and pick up those dragons from that orc rancher. Until then I am still quite taken with sewing up my cloak. Some of us are very busy on keeping health maintenance of the black gate. Its need's regular oiling you know. Have you know I'm scared of heights from those ladders.
For the record, Sam (second)
Entryfive
Dear diary,
We had a dreadfully good time at the bar last night. Joe and Moe alone drank 16 kegs. The cellar room was clean by the time the night was over. Anyway, I have completed the sewing and now my cloak looks as good as new. Moe is jumping up and down on a hyper/drunken rage. While Joe is just reading a book, Cinderella I believe. Scary... All (eight, not including Joe) are also very excited about the bonfire tonight. Joe (still drunk) is considering about going but we won't let him, Larry is now cartwheels, back flips, and, I believe those are summersaults. Remember kids! Don't drink! Halloween is coming up and I am considering going as the simplest thing ever... a ring wraith! ... ...or perhaps a sheep (yes, a sheep!)
Anyway, Sam (second)
Entrysix
The bonfire as very enjoyable, beside the point Joe did go! Unfortunately, none of us could stop him. He was out of control. Of course he did catch on fire again, old habits die hard. At the moment he is on life support for serious burns. He might even die. Away from that, Moe did calm down, but only at 5:00 at night. While at the bonfire there was a party inside. We all played twister. Which was dreadfully fun.
Hope Joe lives, Sam (second)
{Author's note:} AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!! I forgot to put in an entry!!! Just so you know, the first few chapters aren't nearly as good or crazy as the newer few...so go for it, scream like crazy. But it would make a lot more sense if you read them anyway...
CHAPTER 1
ENTRIES1 to 9
Entryone
Dear Journal, Today word spread that the dark lord has indeed, risen again. Me and the other eight are quite joyful on this fact. Meaning that the ring is still alive and sauron can turn to power again. We (nine) have not been out for in fact, a few thousand years and are quite out of shape. So we rounded up at coffee break and decided to go to the gym to workout a while and then after walk down to the bar and celebrate the uprising of sauron with a few good drinks of fine beer and ale. Until then I myself am doing my best to sew together those holes in my cloak with an old sewing machine I found downstairs in the dungeons, which was originally used to sew together the mouths of captives to silence their screaming. While some orcs enjoy the screaming others find it quite annoying. So they use the sewing machine to shut up the particularly loud ones. Due to fewer captives these pass few years, they no longer have a use for the machine. Some are quite taken aback by the sudden change in the torture departure. I have been also noticing nowadays of the lackness among the workers. Some of them spend many time just standing there talking to others. Along with that, the halls could use a little dusting, aren't there any janitors? If not there should be indeed. I'll have to make comment about it later...
For the record, Sam (second wraith)
P.S. Also make comment on less fresh meat. Though it matters not for me because I do not eat.
Entrythree
Dear diary, I am dreadfully sad to recall that some people do not believe that we ring wraiths have a proper social life. This however is quite not true. For example, tonight, me and the other eight are going to go to the bar again tonight on celebration of the capture of that ghastly creature gollum. The other eight (including me) take great fun in teasing it, but Will, however takes pity in it. And thus, tempts to dress up in dolls clothes. Which however makes it look impossibly more ugly. Tomorrow, they are having a large bomb fire, though mostly orcs, we too are invited. Last time I am to recall that Joe, I believe, caught on fire, attracted to the light. Anyway, we all wish him to stay behind this year, for his own heath and safety.
The second, Sam
Entryfour
Dear Journal,
I hate to recall that sauron is very mad today. He badly scolded me and the other eight for not being able to catch that horrible hobbit with the ring. I think that I may go on a strike. I'm sure Will, will Happily agree with it because for many days past, he has been complaining about the dreadfully sad working environment here in the dark tower of Mordor. Information of this should not get out because Will might even get expelled from the R.W.C. (ring wraith committee).
We (nine) have decided to go and pick up those dragons from that orc rancher. Until then I am still quite taken with sewing up my cloak. Some of us are very busy on keeping health maintenance of the black gate. Its need's regular oiling you know. Have you know I'm scared of heights from those ladders.
For the record, Sam (second)
Entryfive
Dear diary,
We had a dreadfully good time at the bar last night. Joe and Moe alone drank 16 kegs. The cellar room was clean by the time the night was over. Anyway, I have completed the sewing and now my cloak looks as good as new. Moe is jumping up and down on a hyper/drunken rage. While Joe is just reading a book, Cinderella I believe. Scary... All (eight, not including Joe) are also very excited about the bonfire tonight. Joe (still drunk) is considering about going but we won't let him, Larry is now cartwheels, back flips, and, I believe those are summersaults. Remember kids! Don't drink! Halloween is coming up and I am considering going as the simplest thing ever... a ring wraith! ... ...or perhaps a sheep (yes, a sheep!)
Anyway, Sam (second)
Entrysix
The bonfire as very enjoyable, beside the point Joe did go! Unfortunately, none of us could stop him. He was out of control. Of course he did catch on fire again, old habits die hard. At the moment he is on life support for serious burns. He might even die. Away from that, Moe did calm down, but only at 5:00 at night. While at the bonfire there was a party inside. We all played twister. Which was dreadfully fun.
Hope Joe lives, Sam (second)