Disclaimer: I don't own Shrek, he belongs to Dreamworks.

'Discussions' By Emma.

Now that everything was settled in Far far away, Shrek could finally return home to his beloved swamp. He and Fiona where now resting along the ride inside their horse-driven onion carriage, while above them on a red girl-dragon, Donkey and Puss had a lively discussion about the movies (or plays rather) they saw before they took off.

"Oh, then what did ya think 'bout 'Far wars'?"

"I don't know amigo, I think I preferred 'Lord of the things'…"

"Yeah man, that one is cool…but ya gotta admit that the best part in 'Far wars' was when they're having like a fight, and the good guy is telling the bad guy that "YOU KILLED MY MOTHER!" and the bad guy is like "Nah, Duke I AM your mother!.." that part really cracked me up!"

"HA HA! Si, and then he ripped off his armour and he had a little pink dress on him!"

Suddenly a drowsy looking Shrek stuck his head out of the carriage.

"Would you two shut up, We're trying to get some rest down here!"

"Sorry boss, we're just discussing movies…" Puss Said.

"Well, if ye necessarily have to do that, then do it quietly!"

"Ah c'mon Shrek, be nice, don't ya wanna join in?" Donkey begged.

"Oh, sure!"

"Really?"

"NO!"

One of Dragon and Donkey's little mutant babies where playing around and sky dived towards Shrek, instinctively Shrek jerked away from the window to avoid the flying mutant causing to him hit the ceiling of the carriage.

"OW!! YOU DENSE IRRITATING MINIATURE BEAST OF BURDEN!!"

Fiona woke up.

"What's wrong honey?" She yawned.

"Look out the window, that's what's wrong!"

"Aww…aren't they the cutest?"

"Yeah right, if it wasn't for the fire-breathing and the endless jabbering, THEN I would consider them as cute!"

"Oh, my little honey pie is grumpy today, hmm?"

"I'm not grumpy!"

"Oh, yes you ARE!" Fiona said as if she spoke to a puppy.

"No I'm not!"

"Yes you are!" Fiona said and came closer to Shrek.

"No I'm not!"

Fiona leaned forward and started kissing him.

"NOW I'm not…" Shrek said with a muffled voice.

Fiona wrapped her arms around Shrek. But suddenly the carriage came to a halt, Fiona broke the kiss to look out the window then looked back at Shrek. "It seems we're home."