All right, as people can read in my profile, I am studying to become a nurse. Hopefully I can study on to become a doctor but that's only a dream.

A year ago, me and my friends from this site had some trouble with Plot bunnies. You know, these little lovely creatures with teeth, biting your finger and won't letting go until you've written a story. Cute creatures, until they bite.

Chapter 1: Plotbunny infection disease

::puts on white doctors lab coat and walks to desk in a neovictorian style (if it exists, but it sounds so much fun) and takes seat in soft squirrelly leather desk chair – I had it before Trowa Squirrel was pardoned. Coughs loud and looks at those present::

Ladies, gentlemen and infected! May I please bid tee welcome at this lecture about Plot bunny infection disease. As we all know most for a are contaminated with very dangerous Plot bunny Infection Disease. This can not be stopped with medication against sinusitis. I would like to inform you about Plot bunnies and the medical treatment against it. But I would also like to inform you about the consequences of this disease…

As we all know, everyone joining this site has the so called Plot bunny fever; it can result in a severe sinusitis like Ms. Omnicat had back then. As a doctor I can conclude that this is a very contagious phenomena. It can results in making animal sounds – like Peep, Mrauw and Squeak – as well as an uncontrolled desire to write the fic that pops up in the mind, you can't stop it and neither can you learn, read, sleep or eat until it is done are just a few of the symptoms.

The spreading of this very contagious phenomena takes place through the internet, but has it's origin within the very first forum on this site. It is possible that no one can predict how this will spread, probably to other forums so other guests will be infected. The results of that can't be overseen and it will probably be a small pandemia or a global epidimia.

Now there is a proposal to shut down all forums at once, but this will do nothing. The plot bunny infection disease is for life and chronic. Further research will have to prove whether this disease is chronic progressive, aggressive of very fluctuating.

The results of this hypothesis is that people will be contaminated with the virus for life, have to shut down internet, destroy the personal computer or stop the forum at once, but it's useless. Once contaminated, you will be contaminated. So I fear the worst. If you want to get rid of this, start to pray. Pray a lot, stand upside down and find a shrink to get rid of your animal sounds unless your male or female partner appreciates this at certain adult activities.

There is no vaccine against this apparently innocent virus. Since viruses can mutate – just take a look at the ever returning influenza virus that returns every year in a different form – it will be useless to design a vaccine. Further research has to prove whether this is a virus. It can also be a parasite (protozoa), a bacteria or a fungus. Probably there can be a vaccine in one of those cases, but it will take years of research after that discovery. Our patients don't have those years.

Probably a preventive treatment can save you as a newcomer (if you desire that) Leave the forum at once and never think about it again. It can save you. If you are so curious that you return after a while, the plot bunny infection disease has already struck.

If so, may God, or Allah or whatever White Power you believe in, protect you against this horrible virus and save you for the troubles to come with this disease.

Thank you for reading this lecture, created by Doctor Silver Winged Dragon.

::accepts applause and leaves the room. Where at that moment a little fuzzy rabbit about 2 kilos with a burglars mask runs around…::

So… I've done a little study about these creatures. For the Dutch, research about Plot bunnies and my own opinion about them. It resulted in this story above, but it begun with this:

Omnicat:

Tondeuse… hair… plot bunny… Trowa… Duo… Wufei… no, cut the last one…

I KNOW WHY PEOPLE WRITE FANFICTION!

Because they are infected by Plot bunnies:D

No, no, serious people! It isn't curiousity about how a certain persona would be in certain situations or the urge to do it your way, that is just a symptom of the plotbunny disease! It is a big complot and we are the pawns in that plot!

Amy Hirosaki:

Well… I've written certain stories just to see how certain chara's would react in certain situations ) there goes your theory… but sometimes your write ;)

Omnicat:

That you wanted to see how certain characters would react in sertain situations, that is because of the plot of plot bunnies! They plant ideas and curiousities into your head and you write and so you help them with their plans!! And we all do that, and we are their slaves, like in the Matrix!!!

o.O

Silver, you do agree with me, please Silver!?!?!?! You are a doctor, you can see how this plot bunny infection plays and influences us?! OO