Unexpected Side Effects
By Dante Taisho
Beta-read by Colormyworld
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Ahem,
ME NO OWN
YOU NO SUE
SO READ MY STORY
AND THEN REVIEW
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"This was supposed to be one of the happiest days of my life," Shinichi Kudo muttered for the tenth time in the last hour as he thought about his current situation.
For the last few months, Kudo's mind had been at ease. He, along with Hattori, the FBI, and the police had brought down the Black Organization. He had gotten the information on the apotoxin for the cure for his diminutive form.
After that, things just got boring. Cases stopped popping up wherever he went. The Mouri's could actually get through a dinner in a nice restaurant without it turning into a crime scene, except that time when Kogoro decided to ditch the bill when his rich client did not show up. The client's wife was not cheating on him, only planning to tell him she was pregnant. By then, Kogoro had a good size tab he did not intend to pay, but anyway...
Finally, after about six months, Ai found the cure. It would take a week to synthesize, so this was Ai and Conan's final week in Beika. His cubby was cleared out. The Detective Boys said their goodbyes to Conan and Ai and promised to keep a look out for any bad guys. Their teachers gave sympathy notes to give to their future teachers. Shinichi's mom came as Mrs. Edogawa to pick them up, and thus, Conan Edogawa and Ai Haibara were no more.
Shinichi could remember the moments of anticipation before he took the antidote. He planned out everything he would do. He would call Ran, confess his love, and then live happily ever after. Shinichi was on cloud nine.
Then he drank the antidote and his life went to hell, well, a different hell.
He awoke feeling strange but that was to be expected. He also felt a strange weight on his chest as he got up and went to get dressed. As he passed himself in the mirror, he screamed.
So that's how Shinichi Kudo got to where he is now. Sitting on a chair,
awaiting an explanation from Professor Agasa. The inventor says that this result
was unexpected, that the antidote must have converted some of his chromosomes.
He insured Shinichi that he and Shiho would investigate this change, and try to
find an antidote.
That is when Shiho walked in, holding something behind her back. She had not been effected by the antidote, and is in her original form. A small grin is on her face, and Shinichi is afraid.
Ran uses that grin before she uses her karate to scare people into giving in to her demands.
Hattori uses that grin before making fun of Conan's height.
Gin uses that grin before he sends a soul into the great beyond.
"Kudo," Shiho says, barely containing her laughter, "this is called a
bra."
Author Notes: Okay, this idea has been bugging me or awhile so, good to get it
off my chest.