Matchmaker
Of all chaos to break loose in the Seireitei, this was by far the worst. Of all havoc to swirl and swarm, this was the worst. Of all mischief to plot and proceed, this was the worst. Of all hell to reign, this was the worst.
The matchmaker had come to the Soul Society.
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Byakuya Kuchiki waited in his normal silence outside of his home by the main gates. And much to the wonderment of the servant by his side, and the benefit of the grin on his grandmothers face, his hands twitched nervously and his eyes flickered back and forth over both ends of the road.
After a full half-hour of waiting, he rose from his seat and in the way only he could, silently and gracefully stormed up the stairs and inside his house, his captain's haori billowing behind in the wind his movements created.
Kuchiki-baachan chuckled.
"It seems he hasn't lost all emotions if he's this afraid." The maid looked at the woman with a look that clearly meant something. The Kuchiki elder smiled and patted the girls hair. "Now don't be like that, I know I'm a cruel woman." Without another word, the old woman shuffled back inside the home after her grandchild, calling the Taichou's name.
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Captain Yamamoto shuffled his hands nervously, and his lieutenant looked at him worriedly.
"Taichou?" He asked carefully.
"I fear the Kuchiki have brought a great menace upon us, and I can only pray we will all escape it." His words were met by a terrified look.
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Four days later – Kuchiki household
"SHE'S HERE!!" Came a frantic, almost terrified call. Byakuya sat up straight in bed, and cursed mentally, not bothering to control his emotions at the moment. Of course she would choose to arrive four days late at two am in the morning.
Almost a second later, a soft, gorgeous, lulling voice called out. "I'M HERE!!" Byakuya rushed to his feet, shut his door, firmly telling his maid to keep everyone out, and got dressed in a rush.
A millisecond after he was dressed, his door opened, and a tall, proud woman walked in. She smirked, one corner of her lips twisting mischeviously as she came to a stop and rested her hands on her hips.
"Hello, Kuchi-kun," she purred, her voice caressing him. He suppressed a shudder, and gave her an empty look.
"Sister," he said politely. She smiled widely, twirling a finger in her long and wavy black hair that currently had a bright green accenting it vibrantly. Byakuya also couldn't help but notice how painfully short her skirt was.
"Come now, is that anyway to great me?" She asked, still smirking her trademark smirk as she casually sat down on his bed, kicked off her hot pink slippers, and laid back, arms crossed behind her head as she looked over at him. Byakuya resisted rolling his eyes, and tossed a blanket over her.
"Have some decency," he snarled, before leaving the room.
The minute he was gone, Kitsune Kuchiki rolled over in the bed, and sighed, a single tear streaming down her cheeks.
"Welcome home imouto-chan," she murmured to herself before falling asleep.
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"Foxy-chan!" Rangiku Matsumoto exclaimed ecstatically at the girl who had just walked into the offices. The comment was directed towards a black-and-orange haired girl who was wearing fox ears. Said girl quirked an eyebrow.
"Um… do I know you strange busty woman?" She asked in slow tone that curled like warm smoke around you, looking down at the woman who had hugged her. Said lieutenant just giggled, and hugged her tighter, and that was when Kitsune realized that the woman was drunk. She smiled softly, lifting the womans chin.
"Tell me girl, what does your heart truly desire?" She whispered, her voice somehow mysterious and warm but still made Matsumoto shiver. Matsumoto grinned.
"A foxy coat!" she giggled. Kitsune looked momentarily insulted, before tsking.
"No, that is what you want… tell me what you love, what you desire?" Matsumoto giggled and hiccupped.
"Nope. I'd get fi~red!" She purred. Kitsune smiled before prying the woman off of her, and turned to face the small boy standing in the door.
"Identify yourself," he said coldly. Kitsune faked a hurt expression.
"You'll know me soon enough," she purred, before vanishing. Captain Hitsugaya blinked.
"Matsumoto, did you slip something in my slushee?"
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A/N: I couldn't resist, I just couldn't.