Note: yes, this is a crossover with the big bang theory. I love both of these shows! This will be under kickin it though! Ashely benson is Rajs wife, Lilly. I don't know if it'll be dramatic or not!

What pregnant women do on saturdays

Jacks pov

Hey it's me jack richard brewer! I'm 28 years old. I live in Pasadena California with my gorgeous and very sexy wife, Kim Bulla Crawford. She is also 28 year old. We left seaford when we were 18 to go to university in new York city to both become sciencetists. We got married when we were 25. 2 Years after we had moved to Pasadena to become scientists at university of Pasadena. There we met our best friendshe penny, Leonard, Sheldon, Amy, Bernadette, Howard, raj and Lilly. We are all best friends and neighbors. The guys and I work together along with Amy, Bernadette and Kim. Lilly is a doctor and penny owns a restaurant. Right now, Bernadette is on maternity leave since she just had her and Howard's daughter, Clarity. Penny, Amy, Lilly and Kim are all pregnant!

Kim is the fatherest along as she is 6 months. Amy is 5 months and 3 weeks, 1 month behind Kim. Penny is 2 months and Lilly is 3 weeks along. Kim and Amy are both having a baby boy. I have to say I'm excited that I'm going to have a son, but I'm a little disappointed that were not having a daughter. I wanted a daddy's girl, but I'm happy we're having a son.

Today, we're having the gang over for breakfast. After breakfast, the girls, not including Bernadette have pregnant women yoga. The guys and I had decided to hang out at Kim's and my place while the girls were at yoga, along with Bernadette and baby clarity. Clarity is 2 weeks old. Kims and my adopted son, mater will also be with us, bernadette and clarity. You see, my boss died and now im the boss and cheif of the univeristy of pasadena. Kim is my coboss. Mater is 12. (cameron boyce) She's the cutest thing on the planet right now. At least, until Kim's and my little guy arrives. We can't wait till the 3 months are up!

Right now, Kim and I are in the kitchen making breakfast for everyone, when Louie our Australian coulie comes down the stairs. Louie is 3 weeks old, so he's still just a puppy. He's an Australian Coulie. "hi, Louie!" Kim told our puppy, slowly bending down to pet him. I smiled at my wife. She was so beautiful, especially when she was pregnant with our child. Footsteps interruptEd my thoughts as mater walked into the kitchen. Kim looked up from Louie. "morning, mate" she told him, standing up carefully, walking over to mate and giving him a hug. "morning, mom" he said, smiling. Kim and I both smiled. "morning, mate" I told him, smiling. "morning, dad" he told me, smiling. We all walked behind the kitchen counter. "so what's for breakfast?" mater asked us. "well would you like to help your mom and I choose and help us cook it?" i asked mater. "yes, please!" mater said, smiling wide. I tousled his dark Brown hair, making him laugh. "dad, stop it!" he whined. Kim and I looked at each other and then at mater. "mater, no whining" we both told him. "sorry, mom and dad" mater said. "it's ok, mate" Kim and I both said. We all walked over to the cook book cupboard to find a cookbook with a good breakfast meal recipe.

Bernadettes pov

8 in the morning, (during jacks pov),

Howard and I were in our king sized bed, cuddling. We didn't get to do that much since clarity was born. "this is nice" i told my Howie bear, aka, Howard, my loving husband. he really was loving! When clarity is 4 months old, he told me that I can go back to work and he will go on paternity leave because he knows how much I miss work. He's so sweet. Howard and I got married when we were 27, we are now 32. Anyhow, where was I? Oh yeah! "yeah it is" Howard said, petting my hair. "you do know we have tp be at jack and Kim's in an hour?" I asked him. Howard looked at the clock. He swore under neath his breath. I looked at him. "Howie, I heard that" I warned my husband, as we both got out of bed. "sorry. I'll take a shower and you get clarity ready" he told me. I nodded. Howard walked into our bathroom and I was just about to walk out of our room, when I decided to give Howard a little something.

I walked into the bathroom. I wrapped my arms around a shirtless Howard's waist. I turned his head towards me and give him a soft kiss. He smiled a bit. I then left the room. "hey!" Howard shouted, making me laugh. I walked across the hall and into my sleeping baby girls room. Her nursery was perfect and it screams "clarity!" it was light blue with a brown crib. There was pink carpeting. Her name was spelt just above the walls. Kim, jack, Sheldon, Amy, Leonard, penny, raj and Lilly decorated and set it up for us. Mater helped as well. We had awesome friends. I walked over to her crib and picked her up. She was still sleeping so I picked her up very carefully. "hi, baby girl" I told her. I thought I wouldn't like being a mom, but the truth is I love it. I love seeing her everyday. She is a spitting image of me. She has Howard's ears though. I adjusted her so her head was lying on my shoulder. "come on, baby. Let's go get ready to go to jack and Kim's!" I said, smiling, before, walking out of her nursery and into the laundry room.

Jacks pov (just before the gang arrives)

Kim, mater and I agreed on making crepes. We had gotten dressed before we made them and we were making them now. "mater, can you get me the flour, please?" I asked mater. "yes, dad!" he said, smiling. Kim was cutting bananas and I was making the crepe batter. Maters favorite job was frying the crepes. We made crepes times as a family. We all loved them and we loved making them together as a family. I couldn't wait for the new baby to get here and be able to these things with him. Mater opened the cupboard and grabbed the flour bin, but it dropped on the floor. It opened up and flew every where. There was still a lot in the bin, but there was also a lot of flour on Mayer, Kim and I. Very little landed on Kim and I, but mater got the most. "sorry!" mater apologized. Kim and I burst out laughing. "it's ok, mate" Kim and I both said. Kim and I didn't need to change because it only landed on our feet, but mater did since it was all over his red polo shirt and his paisley cargo pants. Yeah that's I right I know my colors! The 3 of us had a good lau. Kim walked up to our son and took a good look at him. Kim had started nesting a week ago and already it was a pain in the rear end! "mate, go change. You're filthy!" Kim told our 12 year old son, disgusted by the flour. He laughs. "ok, mom" he says, running up the stairs. Kim then walked over to our kitchen cupboard. She looked at the floor then up at me. "uh, honey?" she started. "on it!" I said, already walking up the stairs to the laundry room where we store our vacuum. "I love you!" she said, smiling. "yeah, yeah, yeah" I joked, causing her to laugh. This is what I loved about our marriage. We loved to have fun with each other. It made life worth it.

I turned off the vacum. Kim and a clean mater were making smoothies for everyone in our blender. Well, one of our blenders. You see, Kim, mater and I each had our own blender. The 3 of us loved to cook, especially as a family. Kim's was purple, mine was bright green and maters was blue. Mater and Kim were using Kim's blender to make the smoothies. I smiled at my wife and son as I unplugged the vacuum and lugged it back up to our laundry room. As I was going doThe stairs, Louie ran up to me, jumping up. "hey, louie!" I siad, picking him up. Louie put his head on my shoulder. I smiled, petting his head. I walked down the stairs with Louie in my arms. I put him down on the ground once I got to the kitchen. Yes, we do have a dog bed, but it was downstairs in the dog room. You see, we have a lot of themed rooms in our basement, but I'll get to that later. I walked over to Kim and Mater, who were laughing. I leaned against the counter, watching the cute mother son moment in front of my eyes.

I was interrupted by the door bell. As if on cue, Louie started barking and ran towards me. "honey, can you please get the door?" Kim asked me. "yes, honey" I told Kim, as I walked to our front door with Louie running behind me. Mater walked up to me. We shared a smile, before walking up to the front door. I opened our huge steel blue door. Raj and Lilly were standing outside of our house. Lilly had on a pink lulu lemon jacket and pink and black lulu lemon pants. Her long blonde hair was tied back into a pony tail. she had a work out bag on her right arm. "hey, guys! Come on in!" I sad, full of cheer. They smiled at me and walked into the house. "Lilly!" Kim shrieked. "Kim!" Lilly shrieked running over to my wife, who was pouring the smoothies into glasses. Raj and I looked at each other. "women!" we both said, rolling our eyes and laughing.

Everyone was here now. We are all sitting at our dining room table, talking and having a good time. As I look at my friends, it makes me realize that they're a lot like our old friends. Sheldon is like Milton both are conceited, smart, know it alls and very stubborn. I wouldn't change Sheldon's and my friendship for the world. Leonard was like Brody and a bit of me. he was always there for us, like Brody and I. He loved to joke around. And when it came to the bedroom stuff, we could be triplets. Leonard is my best friend out of the group. He was my best man at Kim's and my wedding. I could trust him, like Brody and I since everyone could trust me. Howard is a lot like Jerry. He can be stupid at times, but thats what makes him fun. He loves "doing things" with women, well Bernadette. Raj was alot like Eddie, who never thought he'd find the right girl. Both did. Raj is one of my best friends. He's the one where you can do something stupid and he won't tell your wife because he did it too. Now the girls. Lilly was a lot like Sloan and my 4 sisters. She was married to raj. She could be nervous about things sometimes, but she would go for it, just like Sloan. Amy is a lot like Julie, who married Julie. Amy and Julie both wanted their men to man up with the romance factor. Both have a wild side and are fun to hang out with. Yes I hang out with Amy! Shes wild ok! Now, Bernadette. She's a lot like grace. Both are snappy, into gossip and all around great guinea pigs, when it comes to dirty work. Now lastly penny. She is just like Kim. Both love their husbands, both love wine and both are speaical and perfect in their own ways. Penny and Kim are best friends and Kim was penny's matitron of honor at her and Leonard's wedding and penny was the matitron of honor at kims and my wedding.

The girls have left for their yoga. The guys, mater, clarity and Bernadette are in our game room playing none other then yep you guessed it just dance. Man, are we men! The girls got us addicted to it. I'm sitting on the couch, holding clarity as mater and Bernadette have a dance off. Clarity looks up at me with her big blue eyes and I know that my life is perfect

Ill update soon! Please read and reveiw!