The Volturi's Travel Arrangements

by Modern Day Cathy Earnshaw

Just a quick oneshot about the difficulties the Volturi have getting around. Drabble.

The Volturi's Travel Arrangements

[1] The Channel Tunnel

"Yes, we have 7 coaches."

"7 coaches, sir?"

"Yes, 7 coaches."

"Do you have a pass, Mr?"

"Volturi. Aro Volturi."

"Oh, ya mean like Bond, James Bond?"

"sigh"

[2] Airplanes

"Can we please get on the plane?"

"We need your boarding pass, sir."

"But I gave you my boarding pass-"

"We need your ticket, sir."

"Who's we? There's only one of you!"

"We need your ticket, sir."

"I DON'T HAVE A TICKET!"

"You need a ticket, sir."

"Oh, for the love of..."

[3] Buses

"I'm sorry, sir, the bus is full."

"I NEED TO GET ON THE BUS!"

"I'm sorry the bus is full."

"But I'm in a hurry.."

"Sorry sir."

sigh

(A/N: When I wrote Aro Volturi I thought I wrote Alan Volturi. LOL)